There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?

May your hats fly as high as your dreams.

This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them.

You see, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

Now, I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling.

Yet we’re linked, you and I. Like comedy and tragedy. Two sides, same coin.

I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.

If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke!

I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.

When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?

When they treat you like a joke, leave them like it’s funny.

To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper!

It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!

What doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger!

Not clown — Joker.

You can find magic wherever you look. Sit back and relax, all you need is a book.

Saved a life. My own. Am I a hero? I really can’t say, but yes.

Good managers don’t fire. They hire and inspire.

This morning I saw a YouTube video with a puppy riding a motorcycle. So my bar for stunning is pretty high.

I’m dead inside.

I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

I’m fast. To give you a reference point. I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.

There are always a million reasons not to do something.

Should have burned this place down when I had a chance.

I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby. And as backup, I have a Swiss passport.

Boy, have you done lost your mind? Cause I’ll help you find it!

You know what they say? Fool me once, strike one but fool me twice, strike three.

I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all. And it’s terrible.

I consider myself a good person… but I’m gonna try to make him cry.

I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try.

I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise, and I have worms.

I am Beyoncé, always.

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.

Okay, I’m gonna save it with the solo.

Stay golden, Ponyboy.

Hey, you know, we don’t have to whisper anymore. Mom and Dad aren’t here.

I have a 39-year-old son named Brennan – who still lives at home with me!

Alright, that is it! You guys leave me no choice! No television for a whole week!

Did we just become best friends?

You are wearing tuxedos to a job interview that requires you to clean bathrooms.

Listen, gang, don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story… And possibly the evening.

I’m not gonna call him dad, not even if there’s a fire.

You better not go to sleep. As soon as your eyes shut, I’m gonna punch you square in the face.

This is going to sound weird but, for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.

Dad, what are you going? It’s ‘Shark Week’!

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

Understimate me. That will be fun.

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You’re off to Great Places!
You’re off and away!

Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.

Today is gone. Today was fun.
Tomorrow is another one.
Every day,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere.

Well, that might be alright for you, but I was born to fly, dog. Michael Jordan—Air Jordan’s Air Max’s—number 24.

Take every chance, drop every fear.

Sometimes the first step toward forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot.

The limit does not exist.

I could cut a star of paper and drop it.

But I discovered that people like me — they do, you know, if you like them — and then it was all right.

I’m the best and cleanest witch in Ingary.

Sophie listened and felt sad. Interesting things did seem to happen, but always to somebody else.

“You’ll be the death of me! You’re as heartless as Howl!” Calcifer choked.

What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?

Some people are thoroughly self-centred. This thing goes with me. I need it for moral support.

He lied about that. He didn’t want to annoy you. He’s a slitherer-outer, if you know what I mean, Your Majesty.

Then there you are, then. The day Howl forgets to do that will be the day I believe he’s really in love, and not before.

Doors are very powerful things. Things are different on either side of them.

Hey, buddy, you’re not pretending anymore. You’re plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.

It’s 68 degrees, and there’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining!

That one there, that’s Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.

Regina George… How do I begin to explain Regina George?

I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you won’t make fun of her!

She asked me how to spell orange.

Your face smells like peppermint!

Is butter a carb?

I’m a mouse. Duh!

Grool. I meant to say cool but then I started to say great.

On Wednesdays we wear pink.

That was so fetch.

A fickle heart is the only constant in the world.

When you’re old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery. It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful before.

Somehow you’ll escape all that waiting and staying. You’ll find the bright places where Boom Bands are playing.

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.

I’m sober and ready to destroy the competitions.

I think it’s important to surround yourself with positive people who uplift you.

I wanna be your number one.

I’m an optimistic guy. I’m one of those big dreamers. I’m one of those kids with that annoying imagination.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

You know what I like about people? Their dogs.

Everybody has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege.

My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I am kidding anymore.

What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.

I’m not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I’m asleep.

No, no, no. I’m not insulting you. I’m just describing you.

If you wrote down every single thought you ever had, you would get an award for the shortest story ever.

During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.

Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

When in doubt tell the truth.

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

I believe that music has the power to bring people together.

I want to create a legacy that people will remember me by.

I want to make music that people can dance to, but also feel something.

I want to make music that has a message behind it.

I’m trying to spread positivity through my music.

I want to inspire people to be themselves and not be afraid to express themselves.

I try to make music that sounds like me, that sounds like my experiences.

I’m not afraid to be different, and I think that’s what sets me apart.

I was just a huge fan of music, so that’s how I learned how to rap.

My music is colorful. The intention for it is to be good for whoever’s listening to it, and my style is good for me.

Oh, what a day. I will make it a holiday.

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.

Sometimes crazy just isn’t enough.

There are so many THINKS that a thinker can think!

Only you can control your future.

Read. Travel. Read. Ask. Read. Learn. Read. Connect. Read.

Be yourself and the people that don’t mind are the people that matter.

Because when you stop and look around, this life is pretty amazing.

Don’t conform for the sake of pleasing others. Mold yourself into the person that you want to be.

Sometimes you will never know the value of something, until it becomes a memory.

Your opinion is not my reality.

When I look into your eyes, I feel euphoria, but when you kiss my neck, I taste the paradise.

My soul loves your soul.

My love for you is deeper than the oceans and higher than the mountains.

The most wonderful thing I decided to do was to share my life and heart with you.

On and on you will hike, And I know you’ll hike far and face up to your problems whatever they are.

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

Good Morning, Snowflake.

Enjoy new things for the very first time in your lives.

You make my earth quake.

I just want everyone to be awesome. That’s all it is. I want everyone to be cool in their way.

I never had a drink in my life. I don’t smoke or anything.

I need to remember that I’m a winner, man. I need to remember that I am better than everyone else.

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s losing. If there are two things I hate, then it’s losing and getting cancer.

Take good care of him. Oh, and teach him how to say “Yo quiero Taco Bell”. ‘Kay?

Oopsie! I had a poopsie!

Yo, hold my poodle! Hold my poodle!

How did you know? I love this song!

You could’ve killed me slugging me in the gut like that. That’s how Houdini died, you know.

You’re messing with the wrong guy!

I’ve been thinking when we put our heads together… we really… got nowhere.

One good thing about it is that with all this fresh air we’re gonna sleep like babies!

You’re like one of those Chatty Cathy dolls except I’m not pulling the string, you are. Blah! Blah! Blah!

I didn’t introduce myself. Del Griffith. American Light and Fixture, Sales Director, shower curtain ring division.

Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

An Englishman, being flattered, is a lamb; threatened, a lion.

An Englishman’s car is his castle on wheels.

Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

I am going to have a cup of tea, like any good Englishman.

Not only England, but every Englishman is an island.

I’m an Englishman. What more can I say?

Englishmen must have an island.

I’m a proud Brit and a proud Englishman.

I’m a really, really, smart, multi-talented almost-genius, who’s very annoying.

I’m a pretty nice dude. I have fun, and people take it the wrong way.

For the record, I don’t worship the devil. I just hate religion.

I don’t like being put in a box. I just make music, you know?

I don’t really listen to rap; I just like to rap.

I think I’m cool. That’s all that matters.

I’m not hip-hop. I’m Tyler.

Why give 100% when 35% will get you paid and laid.

I need you to score me some juice.

Don’t hate me ’cause you ain’t me!