173 Hilariously Funny Quotes To Start Your Day With Laughter

Funny & Entertaining Quotes

They say that laughter is the best medicine and that's true. Laughing has so many benefits attached to it such that if we made an effort to laugh more, our lives would generally be happier and better.

Laughing boosts your intake of oxygen-rich air, stimulates your heart muscles, lessens depression, improves your mood, strengthens your immune, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress.

All in all, laughter is good for your body, mind, and spirit. And what better way to get a good laugh than to indulge in our funny quotes that are packed with hilarious humor?

Well, you could also spend time with funny people, read funny stories, or watch a funny movie. But since you are here, allow us the honor of making your day happier.

Here are entertaining humorous quotes, funny quotes, humor quotes, and fun quotes all curated for your pleasure!

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The Office

The Office Quotes

The Office is that iconic comedy series that never gets old. Everyone wants a piece of the humor and we have you covered with these hilarious The Office quotes.

Step Brothers

Step Brothers Quotes

Step Brothers is one of the most epic comedies of the century. Laced with timeless one liners and hilarious stupidity, here are the movie’s funniest quotes.

Mean Girls

Mean Girls Quotes

Mean Girls is one of the most quotable movies of the century. Filled with famous and memorable quips, here are the highly iconic Mean Girls quotes of all time.

Sarcastic

Sarcastic Quotes

Sarcasm is using words that mean the opposite of what you want to say as a joke or subtle insult. Our sarcastic quotes are clever, witty, and just dark enough.

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Planes; Trains and Automobiles

Planes; Trains and Automobiles Quotes

Planes, trains, and automobiles is the Thanksgiving and travel movie of all time. We combed this gem to bring you all the remarkably funny quotes in the movie!

Howl's Moving Castle

Howl’s Moving Castle Quotes

Of witches, curses, and falling in love. Yes, that’s Howl’s Moving Castle, not Disney. Here are all the catchy quotes from this classic to keep you entertained!

Cute

Cute Quotes

What are some of the things or people that you consider cute? If you have a pet, then we are sure they come first. And these cute quotes are just as charming!

Englishman

Englishman Quotes

Teas, queues, apologies, pubs, and weather talk all whisper ‘Englishman.’ But you know what whispers ‘Englishman’ louder? Our Englishman quotes! Come relate.

White Chicks

White Chicks Quotes

White Chicks is a notable cult classic and almost two decades later, we are not letting it go. We handpicked the memorable quotes from the movie just for you!

Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde was known for his wit and flamboyance. A successful author and playwright, he produced great masterpieces. Have a read of his most brilliant quotes.

Joker

Joker

The Joker iconically stated that, ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stranger’. Well, here are other most wise Joker quotes and quips that will make your day!

Michael Scott

Michael Scott

Michael Scott believed that he was the world’s best boss. That’s still out for debate but what’s not is this hilarious collection of his most memorable quotes!

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

Mark Twain was an author, travelling journalist, humorist, and lecturer. Considered one of the greatest American writers of all time, here are his best quotes.

Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss

Dr Seuss, the beloved children’s author and cartoonist, wrote and illustrated more than 60 books. Here are lovely quotes from the author of Green Eggs and Ham.

Tyler, the Creator

Tyler, the Creator

Tyler, the Creator, is known for drawing controversy and he is not shy when it comes to speaking his mind. Here are some of his cool quotes to live by and post.

Kenny Powers

Kenny Powers

There’s no better feeling than winning, and Kenny Powers knows that all too well. Go down memory lane with his most witty, relatable, and memorable quotes.

Aminé

Aminé

Aminé is one of the upcoming artists who has gained fame in recent years. With popular songs like Caroline, Aminé is a star to watch. Here are his best quotes.

Featured Funny & Entertaining Quotes

To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper!

To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper!

Well, that might be alright for you, but I was born to fly, dog. Michael Jordan—Air Jordan’s Air Max’s—number 24.

Well, that might be alright for you, but I was born to fly, dog. Michael Jordan—Air Jordan’s Air Max’s—number 24.

Then there you are, then. The day Howl forgets to do that will be the day I believe he's really in love, and not before.

Then there you are, then. The day Howl forgets to do that will be the day I believe he’s really in love, and not before.

I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!

I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you won’t make fun of her!

When you’re old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery. It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful before.

When you’re old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery. It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful before.

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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