An Englishman’s car is his castle on wheels.

Englishmen must have an island.

Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

I’m a proud Brit and a proud Englishman.

Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

An Englishman, being flattered, is a lamb; threatened, a lion.

To Englishmen, life is a topic, not an activity.

I’m an Englishman. What more can I say?

I am going to have a cup of tea, like any good Englishman.