63 Delightful SpongeBob Quotes That Are Iconic And Inspiring

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SpongeBob is undeniably one of the best cartoons ever created. Still running after two decades, SpongeBob is Nickelodeon's longest running series.

It remains popular with kids and adults to date because of its brilliant humor, aesthetically pleasing vibrant visuals, uniquely memorable soundtrack, and characters

SpongeBob revolves around, SpongeBob, a yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea, and his adventures with his friends at Bikini Bottom.

SpongeBob works as a cook at the Krusty Krab, a fast food restaurant owned by Mr Krabs. His friends are Patrick the starfish, Squidward the octopus, Sandy Cheeks a squirrel, and Gary who is SpongeBob's pet snail. 

Well, if you are a loyal fan of SpongeBob SquarePants, it's time to dive into our handpicked collection of SpongeBob quotes that will leave you laughing, inspired, and feeling lighter about life. Read on!

Spongebob Quotes

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Spongebob: Patrick, I don’t think ‘wumbo’ is a real word. Patrick: Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo, wumbo, wumboing, we’ll have thee wumbo, wumborama, wumbology, the study of wumbo? It’s first grade SpongeBob!

Spongebob: Patrick, I don’t think ‘wumbo’ is a real word.
Patrick: Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo, wumbo,

Patrick: Who are you calling Pinhead? I wanna be Dirty Dan. SpongeBob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan? Patrick: I’m dirty.

Patrick: Who are you calling Pinhead? I wanna be Dirty Dan.
SpongeBob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
Patrick: I’m dirty.

Listen here, ya little barnacle. No one and I means no one can ever know about this. It’ll be the end of you, it’ll be the end of me. And worst of all, it’ll be the end of me!

Listen here, ya little barnacle. No one and I means no one can ever know about this. It’ll be the end of you, it’ll be

I don’t get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he’s messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he’s Spongebob!

I don’t get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means

I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I… need… it!?

I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it.

You’re part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It’ll be grueling, mind-numbing, and repetitive. Just like… daytime television.

You’re part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It’ll be grueling, mind-numbing, and repetitive. Just like… daytime

Reg: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you? Tough Fish: How tough am I? I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning. Reg: Yeah, so? Tough Fish: Without any milk. Reg: Uh, right this way. Sorry to keep you waiting.

Reg: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?
Tough Fish: How tough am I? I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.
Reg:

SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic. Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!

SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.
Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!

SpongeBob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.

SpongeBob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.

Squidward: OK now, how many of you have played musical instruments before? Plankton: Do instruments of torture count? Squidward: No. Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument? Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument either.

Squidward: OK now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?
Plankton: Do instruments of torture count?
Squidward: No.
Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise

Police: If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. Okay, time’s up. Now get out! SpongeBob: But… we stole a balloon! Police: Yeah, on free balloon day!

Police: If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. Okay, time’s up. Now get out!
SpongeBob: But… we stole a balloon!
Police: Yeah, on free

Squidward: Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic! Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? Spongebob: I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus. Patrick: Ho, Ho, Ho! SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick! You’re scaring him!

Squidward: Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic!
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.
Patrick:

Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.

Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection

SpongeBob: Patrick, you’re a genius! Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot. SpongeBob: What? A genius? Patrick: No, Patrick.

SpongeBob: Patrick, you’re a genius!
Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot.
SpongeBob: What? A genius?
Patrick: No, Patrick.

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