63 Delightful SpongeBob Quotes That Are Iconic And Inspiring

Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz.

Another day, another migraine.

Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.

I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!

Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!

Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.

It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.

Spongebob: Patrick, I don’t think ‘wumbo’ is a real word.
Patrick: Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo, wumbo,

I’ll be there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot, greasy griddle, in the middle of August!

You wouldn’t know cool if I locked you in the freezer!

Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call ‘Mom’?
SpongeBob: No Patrick, that’s your mother.

Patrick: Who are you calling Pinhead? I wanna be Dirty Dan.
SpongeBob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
Patrick: I’m dirty.

I can’t see my forehead!

Listen here, ya little barnacle. No one and I means no one can ever know about this. It’ll be the end of you, it’ll be

I don’t get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means

Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.

Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!

Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home.

I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it.

Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos.

What doesn’t kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

Ravioli ravioli. Give me the formuoli.

F is for a fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium… bombs! N is for no survivors!

You’re part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It’ll be grueling, mind-numbing, and repetitive. Just like… daytime

Patrick: Are they laughing at us?
SpongeBob: No, Patrick. They’re laughing next to us.

I’m ugly and I’m proud!

Spongebob: Hi, Kevin. I’m your biggest fan.
Kevin the Sea Cucumber: You’re too kind. Security!

Hello. You’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent.

Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!

Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!

So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.

I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who

Reg: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?
Tough Fish: How tough am I? I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.
Reg:

That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!

SpongeBob: What’s better than serving up smiles?
Squidward: Being dead or anything else.

SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.
Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!

This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!

I order the food, you cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.

SpongeBob: Wow, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.
Patrick: No, SpongeBob, that’s Italian.

SpongeBob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.

Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells… smelly.

Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools).

SpongeBob: Guess what day today is?
Patrick: Annoy Squidward day?
SpongeBob: No silly! That’s on the 15!

SpongeBob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!
Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.

Squidward: OK now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?
Plankton: Do instruments of torture count?
Squidward: No.
Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise

Give to the Children’s fund? What have the children ever done for me?

No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.

Police: If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. Okay, time’s up. Now get out!
SpongeBob: But… we stole a balloon!
Police: Yeah, on free

Caller: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.

Squidward: Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic!
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.
Patrick:

Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.

Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.

Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection

Wake me up when I care.

You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!

SpongeBob: I used to have a dream.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually.

I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.

Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.

SpongeBob: Patrick, you’re a genius!
Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot.
SpongeBob: What? A genius?
Patrick: No, Patrick.

Sandy: Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until 4.