I’m fast. To give you a reference point. I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.

I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

I’m dead inside.

This morning I saw a YouTube video with a puppy riding a motorcycle. So my bar for stunning is pretty high.

Good managers don’t fire. They hire and inspire.

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Saved a life. My own. Am I a hero? I really can’t say, but yes.

I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.

May your hats fly as high as your dreams.

I am Beyoncé, always.

There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?

I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise, and I have worms.

I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try.

I consider myself a good person… but I’m gonna try to make him cry.

You know what they say? Fool me once, strike one but fool me twice, strike three.

Boy, have you done lost your mind? Cause I’ll help you find it!