151 Insanely Great Joker Quotes That Have Stuck With Us

Joker

The Joker is the most loved villain of all time. This clown prince has garnered a cult following with his easily recognizable features and antics.

With his trademark chalk-white skin, ruby-red lips, permanent wicked grin, and green hair, he is highly identifiable by his fans.

The Joker is known for his sinister plans and chaotic antics. He is one of the most feared villains of all time because he is insane and unpredictable. No one, including himself, knows his next move.

The Joker has been in various productions, from Batman to The Dark Knight to Joker. If you have been closely following up on this clown of darkness, then you are in great company!

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Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity.

Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity’s importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It’s certainly not for the squeamish, is

If you actually let me finish a sentence, you might learn something! You might learn we're not so different. You might even learn something about yourself.

If you actually let me finish a sentence, you might learn something! You might learn we’re not so different. You might even learn something about

You know, kids, a lot has changed while your old Uncle Joker's been away. New Gotham, new rules, even a new Batman. But now I’m tanned, I’m rested, and I’m ready to give this old town a wedgie again!

You know, kids, a lot has changed while your old Uncle Joker’s been away. New Gotham, new rules, even a new Batman. But now I’m

It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it’s sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and batarangs, you’re just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy!

It’s true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it’s sadly anti-climactic. Behind all

Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man.

Ladies and Gentlemen! You’ve read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature’s mistakes! I

Something like that happened to me, you know. I ... I’m not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another ... If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!

Something like that happened to me, you know. I … I’m not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another

Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn't that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what's right or wrong. The same way that you decide what's funny or not.

Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn’t that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what’s right or wrong. The

You can't kill me without becoming like me! I can't kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn't it ironic?

You can’t kill me without becoming like me! I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn’t

I'm only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I'm really crying. You might join me for a weep.

I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for

It’s all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for ... it’s all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can’t you see the funny side? Why aren’t you laughing?

It’s all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for … it’s all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can’t you see the funny

Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this...any other response would be crazy!

Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo!

Let's take a moment to reflect on the passing of a man who was more than just another do-gooder in tights. He was the best arch-nemesis a sociopath could ask for.

Let’s take a moment to reflect on the passing of a man who was more than just another do-gooder in tights. He was the best

I've been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary, if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you, I'm pursuing a career in standup comedy.

I’ve been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary, if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you,

Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away forever.

Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them

Oh, you. You just couldn’t let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

Oh, you. You just couldn’t let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out.

In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans

Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still, you can't say we didn't show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there in the asylum. Just don't forget: If it ever gets too tough, there's always a place for you here.

Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still, you can’t say we didn’t show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there in the asylum. Just

Yes, memory's so treacherous. One moment, you're lost in a carnival of delight: childhood aromas, the flashing neon of puberty, all that sentimental candy floss. The next, it takes you somewhere you don't want to be. Somewhere dark and cold, filled with the damp, ambiguous shapes of things you’d rather forget. Memories can be vile, repulsive little brutes. Like children, no?

Yes, memory’s so treacherous. One moment, you’re lost in a carnival of delight: childhood aromas, the flashing neon of puberty, all that sentimental candy floss.

Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody's civil anymore. Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy.

Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody’s civil anymore. Nobody thinks what it’s like to be the other guy.

As though we were made for each other…Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you 'beast,' I'll rip their lungs out.

As though we were made for each other…Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you ‘beast,’ I’ll rip their lungs out.

Live...and in person! The Caliph of Clowns, the Grand Mogul of Mountebanks, the one and only Joker! Prerecorded for this time zone.

Live…and in person! The Caliph of Clowns, the Grand Mogul of Mountebanks, the one and only Joker! Prerecorded for this time zone.

Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: There's no going back. You've changed things forever.

Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: There’s no going back.

The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That's what cracks me up each time!

The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time!

You actually believed that all it would take is a few chemicals, a couple of days in drug-induced isolation and a cheap little nervous breakdown and you'd have me all figured out? Like there was some rabbit hole you could follow me down to understanding?

You actually believed that all it would take is a few chemicals, a couple of days in drug-induced isolation and a cheap little nervous breakdown

You really want to know what it feels like to be the clown at midnight? Where there's only ever one joke and it's always on you? Well, here you are. Now do you get it?

You really want to know what it feels like to be the clown at midnight? Where there’s only ever one joke and it’s always on

You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don't. They think that we'll just sit there and take it, like good little boys! That we won't werewolf and go wild!

You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it’s like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don’t. They think

You are truly incorruptible, aren’t you? Huh? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

You are truly incorruptible, aren’t you? Huh? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because you’re

You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be.

You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows

To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper!

To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper!

Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles!

Do you know how many times we’ve come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know

It's funny. When I was a little boy and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one's laughing now!

It’s funny. When I was a little boy and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s

I don't know what it was that bent your life out of shape, but who knows? Maybe I've been there too. Maybe I can help. We could work together. I could rehabilitate you. You needn't be out there on the edge anymore. You needn't be alone. We don't have to kill each other. What do you say?

I don’t know what it was that bent your life out of shape, but who knows? Maybe I’ve been there too. Maybe I can help.

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was…a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not one bit. So — me watching — he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, “Why so serious, son?” Comes at me with the knife... “Why so serious?” He sticks the blade in my mouth… “Let’s put a smile on that face!”

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was…a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets

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