You could’ve killed me slugging me in the gut like that. That’s how Houdini died, you know.

I didn’t introduce myself. Del Griffith. American Light and Fixture, Sales Director, shower curtain ring division.

One good thing about it is that with all this fresh air we’re gonna sleep like babies!

You’re messing with the wrong guy!

You’re like one of those Chatty Cathy dolls except I’m not pulling the string, you are. Blah! Blah! Blah!