Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war.

The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.

That swan is the spawn of Satan. Never get closer to it than we are now.

Humans are more venomous than snakes.

It’s not imaginary. It’s my great perhaps.

If you’re absent during my struggle, don’t expect to be present during my success.

I wondered whether I could find a Great Perhaps here at all or whether I had made a grand miscalculation.

It’s hard to tell who has your back, from who has it long enough just to stab you in it.

The pigs can’t stop the fox; I’m too quick. I can rhyme while I run; I’m that slick.

Trust no one but… your barber!

This mystery can’t be solved. We have to live with that for the rest of our lives.

The only wolves we got to fear are the ones wearing manskin.

And I wrote my way out of the labyrinth.

Sometimes it’s not the person who changes, it’s the mask that falls off.

Not to ask the obvious question, but why Alaska?

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. They pretend to be your friend first.