Barbershops – Where men can be men.

I have my reasons why I don’t trust people. First, I do not know them personally. Second, I know them too well.

A barber transforms you into a gentleman.

When I trust someone new, they only end up reminding me why I should not trust anybody.

Never underestimate the power of a barber.

Don’t trust what you see. Even salt looks like sugar.

Happiness is a barber with an awesome beard.

Don’t trust anyone. Be a cold fish. I hurt no one. And no one can hurt me.

You can find out a lot sitting in the barber’s.

If you’re to trust one person, let it be yourself.

You don’t ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

Barbering is the art of creating without an eraser.

Barbers have the power to give you a disheveled look.

Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies.

Keep calm and barber on.

Those who clap you on the back with one hand may clench envy’s mask behind theirs with the other.