A barber transforms you into a gentleman.

If you’re to trust one person, let it be yourself.

Happiness is a barber with an awesome beard.

Don’t trust anyone. Be a cold fish. I hurt no one. And no one can hurt me.

Keep calm and barber on.

Because gentlemen prefer barbers.

Barbershops – Where men can be men.

Barbershops – Shear. Shave. Shine.

A barber knows how to cut it all.

Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies.

Sometimes it’s not the person who changes, it’s the mask that falls off.

If you can’t trust your barber who can you trust?

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. They pretend to be your friend first.

Barbering is the art of creating without an eraser.

The only wolves we got to fear are the ones wearing manskin.

You can find out a lot sitting in the barber’s.