Some friends are like pennies, two faced and worthless.

Don’t trust what you see. Even salt looks like sugar.

Stop texting first and see how many dead plants you’ve been watering.

Don’t trust anyone. Be a cold fish. I hurt no one. And no one can hurt me.

A fake friend is an enemy in disguise.

If you’re to trust one person, let it be yourself.

It’s better to be lonely than to be with someone who makes you feel alone.

Those who clap you on the back with one hand may clench envy’s mask behind theirs with the other.

Hard times and fake friends are like oil and water: they don’t mix.

Humans are more venomous than snakes.

Having fake friends is like hugging cactus. The tighter you hug, the more pain you get.

If you’re absent during my struggle, don’t expect to be present during my success.

Make sure the lions you roll with aren’t snakes in disguise.

It’s hard to tell who has your back, from who has it long enough just to stab you in it.

Time passes and you begin to see, people for who they really are and not who they pretend to be.

Trust no one but… your barber!