85 Hilariously Crazy Quotes That Will Make Your Day Better

Crazy

Life is a crazy ride and nothing is guaranteed. You may have the best day of your life today only to have something quite tragic happen tomorrow. You can be going through a terrible heartache today only to meet the love of your life next week.

Just because you are going through something doesn't mean that the ride will be rough all through. Life has seasons and they change. You will have different seasons of intense sadness, pure anger, extreme joy, and deep satisfaction.

Despite everything that happens, life is worth it. You should let yourself go and live it to the fullest to be able to take it all in. Some people are naturally crazy while others are not. Having a little craziness makes everything more enjoyable.

It means that you can let things be and stay in the moment. You are more carefree and don't take things too seriously. No matter what happens, you always look up. You appreciate the rough roads of life and don't hold on to them too much.

It's good to have some craziness in life. Even if you prefer to be more serious with things, you could take a leaf from people with a little craziness. When everyone in the room is worried about an outcome or is deep in their thoughts wondering what the next step should be, these people will be asking who wants to take a road trip.

Although they may have weird ideas that don't sit well with everyone, that kind of craziness makes them have a simpler life with fewer worries. Which one are you?

Are you the one person that everyone is usually referring to as ‘crazy' or are you the one who is usually referring to some people as ‘crazy'? Well, our crazy quotes show you that it's not that serious.

Crazy Quotes

Today, focus your thinking around only what it is that you WANT.. No matter how crazy it may seem to YOU or OTHERS - and you don’t need to know HOW - the how will follow. Start to believe in YOU, and quit letting fear, self-doubt or limitation reach your thoughts. You have infinite potential within, and can achieve anything you can imagine.

Today, focus your thinking around only what it is that you WANT.. No matter how crazy it may seem to YOU or OTHERS – and

Whatever makes you crazy is what you were created to crack. Whatever makes you sleepless is what you were born to succeed in. Don’t give up!

Whatever makes you crazy is what you were created to crack. Whatever makes you sleepless is what you were born to succeed in. Don’t give

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I don’t know how he does it but every woman he meets is crazy. He will get rid of one crazy woman but he never gets any relief — another crazy moves right in with him. It’s only after they move in and begin acting more than strange that they admit to him that they’ve done madhouse time or that their families have a long history of mental illness.

I don’t know how he does it but every woman he meets is crazy. He will get rid of one crazy woman but he never gets any relief — another crazy moves right in with him. It’s only after they move in and begin acting more than strange that they admit to him that they’ve done madhouse time or that their families have a long history of mental illness.

She's practically a saint. Or an angel. Or it could be... she's a monster. Come on, she's just a little too perfect and that kind of perfection seems wrong. In fact, one might even say it's monstrous Tonda Honda. Most people would run screaming after seeing you in that form, but she didn't even flinch.

She’s practically a saint. Or an angel. Or it could be… she’s a monster. Come on, she’s just a little too perfect and that kind

Calcifer : No, no, no! Don't do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel! If you kick me out that door, the castle could collapse! Young Sophie : Good!

Calcifer : No, no, no! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel! If you kick me out that door, the castle could

I am not crazy about you because of your thick and muscular frame! I am crazy about you because you are so naughty, lively and smart. I love the way you talk and think situations through. You are truly God sent.

I am not crazy about you because of your thick and muscular frame! I am crazy about you because you are so naughty, lively and smart. I love the way you talk and think situations through. You are truly God sent.

"Some men are crazy," I said, moving toward the door. "What do wou mean?" "I mean, some men are in love with their wives."

“Some men are crazy,” I said, moving toward the door.
“What do wou mean?”
“I mean, some men are in love with their wives.”

Then I gave up trying to please her and simply fucked her, ripping viciously. It was like murder. I didn't care; my cock had gone crazy.

Then I gave up trying to please her and simply fucked her, ripping viciously. It was like murder. I didn’t care; my cock had gone crazy.

I suffer from insomnia and depression. Psychologists and training don’t help me. I know only one cure that can help me. It is sex with you. Wild, insane, all night long.

I suffer from insomnia and depression. Psychologists and training don’t help me. I know only one cure that can help me. It is sex with you. Wild, insane, all night long.

I like you. Like, I really like you. Like, I'm over heels, you're on my mind way too much, I'm singing stupid love songs really like you.

I like you. Like, I really like you. Like, I’m over heels, you’re on my mind way too much, I’m singing stupid love songs really

I promise to keep things romantic and touching in our relationship. And I can guarantee that I will do crazy things with you and be as naughty as I can.

I promise to keep things romantic and touching in our relationship. And I can guarantee that I will do crazy things with you and be as naughty as I can.

"I'll see you in Jury tomorrow at five," he announced, and then walked away. Alaska crouched down, picked up the cigarette she had thrown away, and started smoking again. The Eagle wheeled around, his sixth sense detecting Insubordination To Authority Figures. Alaska dropped the cigarette and stepped on it. The Eagle shook his head, and even though he must have been crazy mad, I swear to God he smiled.

“I’ll see you in Jury tomorrow at five,” he announced, and then walked away. Alaska crouched down, picked up the cigarette she had thrown away, and started smoking again. The Eagle wheeled around, his sixth sense detecting Insubordination To Authority Figures. Alaska dropped the cigarette and stepped on it. The Eagle shook his head, and even though he must have been crazy mad, I swear to God he smiled.

You don't like New Years Eve? Are you insane? It's literally the best holiday ever. You just party all night and it doesn't matter what stupid stuff you do because the year's over and you get a brand new start in the morning.

You don’t like New Years Eve? Are you insane? It’s literally the best holiday ever. You just party all night and it doesn’t matter what stupid stuff you do because the year’s over and you get a brand new start in the morning.

Rambo: So, how did it go? Gabrielle: Um, everyone had a good time. They kept asking me why my uncle built these tunnels. Rambo: What did you say? Gabrielle: I said that you like digging, and you're a little crazy. Rambo: That's fair enough.

Rambo: So, how did it go?
Gabrielle: Um, everyone had a good time. They kept asking me why my uncle built these tunnels.
Rambo: What did you say?
Gabrielle: I said that you like digging, and you’re a little crazy.
Rambo: That’s fair enough.

Gabrielle: It's crazy. I'm about to start college. I don't know why. I have no idea what I want to do yet. Did you know what you wanted to do at my age? Rambo: Yeah, I wanted to be a soldier. Gabrielle: At my age? Rambo: Even before your age. Gabrielle: Did you like it? Rambo: Well, I had some of the best friends I ever had for a while. It's going to be real quiet around here without you asking all these questions. Gabrielle: I'm sure you'll survive. Rambo: Yeah.

Gabrielle: It’s crazy. I’m about to start college. I don’t know why. I have no idea what I want to do yet. Did you know what you wanted to do at my age?
Rambo: Yeah, I wanted to be a soldier.
Gabrielle: At my age?
Rambo: Even before your age.
Gabrielle: Did you like it?
Rambo: Well, I had some of the best friends I ever had for a while. It’s going to be real quiet around here without you asking all these questions.
Gabrielle: I’m sure you’ll survive.
Rambo: Yeah.

Rambo: You got to tell me, where are the men that took her? Carmen Delgado: Who did they take? Your daughter? Rambo: Yeah. Where is she? Who are they? Carmen Delgado: The Martínez brothers. They took my sister. They found her dead from an overdose three years ago. Rambo: I'm sorry. You just got to tell me where you think they are. Carmen Delgado: No, it doesn't work this way. There's too many of them. Are you crazy, or what? Rambo: I'm not thinking about that. All I can think about is how scared she must be, what she's going through, and what your sister went through. Just help me, please. I can't go without you. Carmen Delgado: Okay. Rambo: Thank you.

Rambo: You got to tell me, where are the men that took her?
Carmen Delgado: Who did they take? Your daughter?
Rambo: Yeah. Where is she? Who are they?
Carmen Delgado: The Martínez brothers. They took my sister. They found her dead from an overdose three years ago.
Rambo: I’m sorry. You just got to tell me where you think they are.
Carmen Delgado: No, it doesn’t work this way. There’s too many of them. Are you crazy, or what?
Rambo: I’m not thinking about that. All I can think about is how scared she must be, what she’s going through, and what your sister went through. Just help me, please. I can’t go without you.
Carmen Delgado: Okay.
Rambo: Thank you.

Teasle: “For a colonel, the way you’re talking, you don’t seem to like the military very much.” Trautman: “Of course I don’t. Who in his right mind would?”

Teasle: “For a colonel, the way you’re talking, you don’t seem to like the military very much.”
Trautman: “Of course I don’t. Who in his right mind would?”

You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me? Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block... and replace the piston rings you fried. Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.

You almost had me? You never had me – you never had your car… Granny shiftin’ not double clutchin’ like you should. You’re lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn’t blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me? Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block… and replace the piston rings you fried. Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning’s winning.

Oh, a truck! Here’s a thing that’s going to drive me absolutely crazy. The trucks! They can put people on the moon but they can’t make a quiet truck!

Oh, a truck! Here’s a thing that’s going to drive me absolutely crazy. The trucks! They can put people on the moon but they can’t make a quiet truck!

Well, winning the lottery is one way of becoming a millionaire, but the odds stacked against you are pretty ridiculous. You could cut those odds way down if you decided to earn a million.

Well, winning the lottery is one way of becoming a millionaire, but the odds stacked against you are pretty ridiculous. You could cut those odds way down if you decided to earn a million.

Sometimes you have to let people bump their heads to realize that they are not making sense. Don’t try to figure them out or it will drive you crazy.

Sometimes you have to let people bump their heads to realize that they are not making sense. Don’t try to figure them out or it will drive you crazy.

I am a trucker. That means I live in a crazy fantasy world with unrealistic expectations. Thank you for understanding a trucker.

I am a trucker. That means I live in a crazy fantasy world with unrealistic expectations. Thank you for understanding a trucker.

Why does… my heart… hurt so much? Like it’s being torn apart. Is it because my outrageous wish… is so disheartening? Is it because I know… that some wishes… don’t come true? Even so… I wish. I wish…

Why does… my heart… hurt so much? Like it’s being torn apart. Is it because my outrageous wish… is so disheartening? Is it because I know… that some wishes… don’t come true? Even so… I wish. I wish…

Don't you know who you love, Pudge? You love the girl who makes you laugh and shows you porn and drinks wine with you. You don't love the crazy, sullen bitch.

Don’t you know who you love, Pudge? You love the girl who makes you laugh and shows you porn and drinks wine with you. You don’t love the crazy, sullen bitch.

Zaysen: Are you insane? One man against trained commandos... Who do you think this man is? God? Trautman: No. God would have mercy. He won't.

Zaysen: Are you insane? One man against trained commandos… Who do you think this man is? God?
Trautman: No. God would have mercy. He won’t.

If the world was ending, I think I would grab some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a bunch of water, and I'd probably just... I'd probably go crazy.

If the world was ending, I think I would grab some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a bunch of water, and I’d probably just… I’d probably go crazy.

Deputy Mitch: How blind are you? Can't you see this guy's crazy? Deputy Sergeant Arthur Gault: Can't you see I don't give a shit?

Deputy Mitch: How blind are you? Can’t you see this guy’s crazy?
Deputy Sergeant Arthur Gault: Can’t you see I don’t give a shit?

Alone with thoughts of what should have long been forgotten, I let myself be carried away into the silent screams of delirium.

Alone with thoughts of what should have long been forgotten, I let myself be carried away into the silent screams of delirium.

Sleepless nights lead only to crazed mornings—oneiric images, emotions, stories, desires, sensations arise when they choose and stay according to their own codes. The subconscious will not be denied. Dreams that should have been morph and manifest themselves in tricks of the mind: minor hallucinations play out before the eyes in the harsh light of day, they enter the ears from the inside out; wild thoughts lead away from reason. Disassociated, unprotected, not itself or too much its most base, worst self, the mind cannot be trusted. Self-skullduggery.

Sleepless nights lead only to crazed mornings—oneiric images, emotions, stories, desires, sensations arise when they choose and stay according to their own codes. The subconscious will not be denied. Dreams that should have been morph and manifest themselves in tricks of the mind: minor hallucinations play out before the eyes in the harsh light of day, they enter the ears from the inside out; wild thoughts lead away from reason. Disassociated, unprotected, not itself or too much its most base, worst self, the mind cannot be trusted. Self-skullduggery.

Women can go mad with insomnia. The sleep-deprived roam houses that have lost their familiarity. With tea mugs in hand, we wander rooms, looking on shelves for something we will recognize: a book title, a photograph, the teak-carved bird -- a souvenir from what place? A memory almost rises when our eyes rest on a painting's grey sweep of cloud, or the curve of a wooden leg in a corner. Fingertips faintly recall the raised pattern on a chair cushion, but we wonder how these things have come to be here, in this stranger's home. Lost women drift in places where time has collapsed. We look into our thoughts and hearts for what has been forgotten, for what has gone missing. What did we once care about? Whom did we love? We are emptied. We are remote. Like night lilies, we open in the dark, breathe in the shadowy world. Our soliloquies are heard by no one.

Women can go mad with insomnia.
The sleep-deprived roam houses that have lost their familiarity. With tea mugs in hand, we wander rooms, looking on shelves for something we will recognize: a book title, a photograph, the teak-carved bird — a souvenir from what place? A memory almost rises when our eyes rest on a painting’s grey sweep of cloud, or the curve of a wooden leg in a corner. Fingertips faintly recall the raised pattern on a chair cushion, but we wonder how these things have come to be here, in this stranger’s home.
Lost women drift in places where time has collapsed. We look into our thoughts and hearts for what has been forgotten, for what has gone missing. What did we once care about? Whom did we love? We are emptied. We are remote. Like night lilies, we open in the dark, breathe in the shadowy world. Our soliloquies are heard by no one.

That night I slept badly, thrashing about in my bed, not quite asleep and not quite awake. At times I had the feeling there was someone else in my bedroom who was talking to me, but of course I could not deal with this perception in any realistic way, since I was half-asleep and half-awake, and thus, for all practical purposes, I was out of my mind.

That night I slept badly, thrashing about in my bed, not quite asleep and not quite awake. At times I had the feeling there was someone else in my bedroom who was talking to me, but of course I could not deal with this perception in any realistic way, since I was half-asleep and half-awake, and thus, for all practical purposes, I was out of my mind.

Neal: Sir? Sir? Sir, excuse me. I know this is your cab, but I'm desperately late for a plane, and I was wondering if I could appeal to your good nature and ask you to let me have it. New York Lawyer: I don't have a good nature. Excuse me. Cab Driver - New York: Come on! Neal: Can I offer you ten dollars for it? New York Lawyer: Nah. Neal: Twenty! I'll give you twenty dollars for it. New York Lawyer: I'll take fifty. Neal: All right, all right. New York Lawyer: Anyone who'd pay fifty dollars for a cab... would certainly pay seventy-five. Neal: Not necessarily... All right, seventy-five dollars. You're a thief! New York Lawyer: Close. I'm an attorney. Neal: Have a happy holiday. New York Lawyer: This'll help.

Neal: Sir? Sir? Sir, excuse me. I know this is your cab, but I’m desperately late for a plane, and I was wondering if I could appeal to your good nature and ask you to let me have it.
New York Lawyer: I don’t have a good nature. Excuse me.
Cab Driver – New York: Come on!
Neal: Can I offer you ten dollars for it?
New York Lawyer: Nah.
Neal: Twenty! I’ll give you twenty dollars for it.
New York Lawyer: I’ll take fifty.
Neal: All right, all right.
New York Lawyer: Anyone who’d pay fifty dollars for a cab… would certainly pay seventy-five.
Neal: Not necessarily… All right, seventy-five dollars. You’re a thief!
New York Lawyer: Close. I’m an attorney.
Neal: Have a happy holiday.
New York Lawyer: This’ll help.

Cab Dispatcher: Where are you going? Neal: Chicago. Cab Dispatcher: Chicago? Neal: Yeah, Chicago. Cab Dispatcher: You know you're in St. Louis? Neal: Yes I do. Cab Dispatcher: Why don't you try the airlines? It's faster and you get a free meal. Neal: If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you gonna help me or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens?

Cab Dispatcher: Where are you going?
Neal: Chicago.
Cab Dispatcher: Chicago?
Neal: Yeah, Chicago.
Cab Dispatcher: You know you’re in St. Louis?
Neal: Yes I do.
Cab Dispatcher: Why don’t you try the airlines? It’s faster and you get a free meal.
Neal: If I wanted a joke, I’d follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you gonna help me or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens?

People are looking for stability in a shaky world. They want something they can get hold of that's firm and sure and an anchor in the midst of all of this instability in which they're living.

People are looking for stability in a shaky world. They want something they can get hold of that’s firm and sure and an anchor in the midst of all of this instability in which they’re living.

"I'm delirious," said Howl. "Spots are crawling before my eyes." "Those are spiders," said Sophie. "Why can't you cure yourself with a spell?" "Because there is no cure for a cold," Howl said dolefully.

“I’m delirious,” said Howl. “Spots are crawling before my eyes.”
“Those are spiders,” said Sophie. “Why can’t you cure yourself with a spell?”
“Because there is no cure for a cold,” Howl said dolefully.

Stay and succeed in your lane so that other people’s success will not keep driving you insane, save yourself some baseless stress.

Stay and succeed in your lane so that other people’s success will not keep driving you insane, save yourself some baseless stress.

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