Neal: Sir? Sir? Sir, excuse me. I know this is your cab, but I'm desperately late for a plane, and I was wondering if I could appeal to your good nature and ask you to let me have it.
New York Lawyer: I don't have a good nature. Excuse me.
Cab Driver - New York: Come on!
Neal: Can I offer you ten dollars for it?
New York Lawyer: Nah.
Neal: Twenty! I'll give you twenty dollars for it.
New York Lawyer: I'll take fifty.
Neal: All right, all right.
New York Lawyer: Anyone who'd pay fifty dollars for a cab... would certainly pay seventy-five.
Neal: Not necessarily... All right, seventy-five dollars. You're a thief!
New York Lawyer: Close. I'm an attorney.
Neal: Have a happy holiday.
New York Lawyer: This'll help.

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