It is not that the Englishman can't feel-it is that he is afraid to feel. He has been taught at his public school that feeling is bad form. He must not express great joy or sorrow, or even open his mouth too wide when he talks-his pipe might fall out if he did.
I am going to have a cup of tea, like any good Englishman.
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.
An Englishman’s car is his castle on wheels.
An Englishman, being flattered, is a lamb; threatened, a lion.
An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
To Englishmen, life is a topic, not an activity.
I’m a proud Brit and a proud Englishman.
Englishmen must have an island.
I’m an Englishman. What more can I say?
Not only England, but every Englishman is an island.
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