162 Witty Barber Quotes You Should Use On Your Barber

If you can’t trust your barber who can you trust?

You can trust your barber with secrets you can’t tell your wife.

Do you trust your barber enough to close your eyes during a haircut?

Trust no one but… your barber!

Traditional barbershop, exceptional service.

Keep calm and barber on.

If you want a good barber you have to deal with a busy barber.

One of the hardest things for a man to find is a good wife and a good barber.

I am the barber with the difference you wanted!

Barber: What you want? Me: I can’t afford a hat. Barber: I got you.

Whatever you hear at the barbershop, stays at the barbershop.

There are things people say in the barbershop they won’t even say in their own living room because it’s just one of those zones where nobody’s going to judge you too much about your dumb opinion.

Every barber always prays for the fast growth of the human hair. It’s a blessing for them.

Growth of human hair is the absolute blessing for a barber.

Barbers have the power to give you a disheveled look.

Barbering is the art of creating without an eraser.

You don’t ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

You can find out a lot sitting in the barber’s.

Happiness is a barber with an awesome beard.

I speak hair. English is my second language.

Never underestimate the power of a barber.

A barber transforms you into a gentleman.

Barber: The man, the myth, the legend.

Barbershops – Where men can be men.

Barbershops – Shear. Shave. Shine.

A barber knows how to cut it all.

Because gentlemen prefer barbers.

A barber does not shave himself.

A glowing tribute to a barbershop.

There is a big difference between having a barber and having somebody that cuts your hair.

I must to the barber’s, monsieur, for methinks I am marvelous hairy about the face.

Whether you are in it for the cut or are just looking to unwind a bit, when the barber and chair come together, there is no better way to connect with someone and take some time to recharge.

How does your barber shave their clients? With precision and confidence.

The barbershop is about the man’s sanctum where he can discuss anything and escape from it all.

Great hair is a good barber, but a great barber is a great artist.

Life can be painful at times, and sometimes you need to find a good barber.

In my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging all out. In my day, a barber was a counselor. He was a fashion expert. A style coach.

Masters of barbering.

Barbershops – The home of men’s grooming.

Old school barbershop for the modern man.

Barbershops – Grooming for guys.

Barbershops – Giving you a legendary haircut with traditional service.

Barber Truth: A beard is a commitment. It represents an act of devotion to oneself.

A barbershop is more than just a barbershop. When you walk through that door, you’re walking into the center of our community.

Barbershop: where men become better versions of themselves.

Barbering is the art of cutting and styling hair.

Barbershops – Because salons are for girls.

A Barber that has it all!

Barber Shops aren’t just for haircuts. Come in and discover the benefits of premium grooming products from beardbrand.

Barbering, a profession of the hands.

Barbering at its best.

An old fashioned barbershop without old fashioned barbers.

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair but he says he’s charging me for finding it.

Barbershops – Clean cuts. Close shaves.

The power of a haircut. Shout out to all of our barbers who make our styles what they are.

Haircuts at the barbershop recapture the vibe of old school neighborhood shops. What’s your signature cut?

Cutting hair is an art, not just a craft. Like any form of art, there is a learning curve and uncharted territory that every barber encounters along the way.

Good barbershops are like great salons. The difference is the chair massage.

Good barbers, like good friends, are hard to find… but not impossible.

Barbershops – A hair salon for men.

Life should be like a barbershop—short and always in order.

The barber’s shop and the beauty salon are social media where everyone receives news alert.

Spring – Summer – Fall – Winter – Spring. A barber can make your appearance feel like a seasonal cycle and bring out the best in you (inside and out).

A jobless barber shall learn new hairstyles and a jobbed barber shall learn new ways to pluck others hair.

I am the keeper of clippers, ruler of razors, lord of the fades, master of cuts. I am the barber.

A barber is by nature and inclination a sport. He can tell you at what exact hour the ball game is to begin, can foretell its issue without losing a stroke of the razor, and can explain the points of inferiority of all the players, as compared with the better men that he has personally seen elsewhere, with the nicety of a professional.

From the first time I sat in an old-fashioned barber’s chair, to my first (and every) haircut since that day, I’ve been fascinated by the art that is barbering.

Barber: The hardest part of my job is being nice to people who think they know how to do my job.

I am a barber. I shape people’s hair for a living. I spend time with my clients and I can make them laugh.

How to look like a million bucks? Barbing skills, that’s how.

I’ve been a barber since I was in high school and have honed my craft over the years. Every haircut is a memory.

How you say a lot about how you look. I am a Barber because it’s a state of Mind.

All you need for a great shave is a good barber and great.

A barber cutting hair to create a feeling of being refreshed.

My great barbering skills gave me my crown. I rule the world of hair.

Not all girls are sugar and spice and everything nice. Some of us are barbers.

Tough enough to be a barber. Crazy enough to rock it!

As a Barber, it’s my job to help you look and feel great! What do you need today?

Haircuts. Shaves. More than a barbershop, and less than a bistro. We combine the best of both to give you the ultimate grooming experience.

No matter what haircut you go for, a great barber makes all the difference.

Some good old face pampering, beard trimming and hair cutting from your local barbershop is exactly what you need to feel like new again.

Ask anyone who knows me, I’m the Barber to Know.

The barbershop is the ultimate cool-kid destination, where sports, music, and men’s grooming converge under one roof.

Our neighborhood barbershop. Where the Barbers are Always Friendly, the Haircuts are always trendy.

Female barbers do it better.

From your head down to your toes—you’re in good hands with this modern barbershop’s well-groomed staff.

It’s a barber thing… You wouldn’t understand.

When you leave the barbershop feeling fresh and right.

A barbershop, feeling young and free, encouraging people to drop in for a haircut or two.

A good woman is hard to find, but a good woman that’s a lady barber too is one in a million!

Barbershop conversations are irrefutable proof that heads exist for the sake of hair.

This is a barbershop, not a hair salon. You come in here not trying to impress anyone. It’s a place just to talk, to hang out with the fellows, talk about sports, women, relationships.

Barber: A person who transforms lives daily one cut at a time.

Finally found a barbershop that will never give you an unflattering fade.

It cannot be inherited nor can it be purchased. I have earned it with my blood, sweat and tears. I own it forever. The title “Barber”.

The barbershop… where boys become men.

Barbershop is not a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.

Take your ass to the barbershop. Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole.

There’s something special about the barbershop. It’s a space where conversations and connections happen, where stories are shared over hot towels and cold cuts. Barber culture is something to celebrate and I want to capture that feeling in my.

No matter what ailed you, you went to see the barber surgeon who wound up cupping you, bleeding you, purging you. And, oh yes, if you wanted, he would give you a haircut and pull your tooth while he was at it.

Don’t ask the barber whether you need a haircut, and don’t ask an academic if what he does is relevant.

Every barber thinks everybody needs a haircut.

Because I understand that when you’re looking for a barber, you’re looking for a person—a person who cares about your hair and how it looks and feels. That’s why I do my job with care.

When the barber annihilated your hairline and you trying to decide whether to pay him or kill him.

Your barber is the most powerful man in this world. He decides whether you getting roasted or getting DM’s for the next 2 weeks.

Barbers be like: “Yeah come down I got you next.”

To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber.

Even the high and noble bow before the barber.

You cannot get a haircut without bowing your head to a barber.

Too many barbers would be ready to shave the beard of a beardless man.

Keep going to the same barber if he has good skills.

Learning new hairstyles is essential for a barber.

Barbers love to talk non-stop.

Barbers show a high level of friendliness with their clients.

Every barber thinks you need a haircut.

Jobless barbers will give a haircut to anyone.

Being a barber is about taking care of the people.

A barber can convince anyone that they need a haircut.

Some people consider changing barber worse than cheating.

Even if it’s day 1 after getting a haircut barbers think that you need a new haircut.

A barber is the only husband who talks as much as his wife.

A barber can point out flaws in a well-trimmed beard.

I don’t know why I can’t articulate what I actually want whenever I go to my barber because I haven’t ever got the haircut I asked for.

A barber lathers a man before he shaves him.

I went to barber school. That’s how I met everyone I know, by cutting hair.

Barbers are the artist whose drawing on someone’s head become the trend and fashion.

When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone’s head.

Once you find a barber you like, keep him.

No barber shaves so close but another finds work.

If You think yourself a real man then go to a real barber.

Barbers rush in where stylists fear to tread.

Barber told me that half shaved hairstyle is now in trend and gave me this haircut. So I paid him the half amount of the full shaved.

Skilled barbers are not cheap. Cheap barbers are not skilled.

Don’t mess with your barber. He can ruin your look by giving you a disaster haircut.

In a way, the philosopher and the barber are of the same guild; the barber cuts hair and the philosopher split hair.

I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there’s no such thing as the perfect haircut!

I have had the same barber since I was about 14 years old.

I’ve been going to the same barber the last few years, and we have great chats whenever I’m in the chair. He’ll ask: ‘How you doing? How’s the training going?’ Just ordinary, obvious things, but then, like you do with your barber, you start talking about personal stuff.

A jobless barber shall learn new hairstyles.

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

Barbers are social in nature.

A barber is always willing to cut your hair.

Barbers can irritate their clients by talking too much.

Both barbers and philosophers transform the personality of people.

A barber cannot use his skills on himself.

Finding a good barber is like finding a good lawyer – you gotta go to the same guy.

Just express your mental state to your barber, he will understand what haircut will suit you in this state.

A barber can’t stay quiet while cutting someone’s hair.

Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a haircut.

A prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed. He answered, “in silence”.

If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually, you’ll get a haircut.

I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.

Your barber always knows everything that goes on in the town, doesn’t he?

It’s hard to find a barber who doesn’t talk when cutting your hair.

There is no beard so well shaven, but another barber will find something more to shave from it.

Sometimes, I have better relationships with my barber than with people who are into cinema from an upper class.

Am I the only one who gets more confused about which haircut to get whenever visit the barber?

A barber learns to shave by shaving fools.

Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but feel guilty when they go to another barber.

When one barber cuts another barber’s hair, which one does the talking?

On poor people’s beards, the young barber learns his trade.

A barber is always ready to cut your hair.