Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern; put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage; put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing; put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.
I’m a proud Brit and a proud Englishman.
Englishmen must have an island.
I’m an Englishman. What more can I say?
Not only England, but every Englishman is an island.
I am going to have a cup of tea, like any good Englishman.
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.
An Englishman’s car is his castle on wheels.
An Englishman, being flattered, is a lamb; threatened, a lion.
An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
To Englishmen, life is a topic, not an activity.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
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