I am the type of person that will sit in the bathroom and cry, but then walk out like nothing ever happened.

We have learned that every child is precious and that every life is sacred. We have discovered that God doesn’t make mistakes, so every situation

Why do people have to ask stupid questions like “what are you going to do when you graduate?” They just don’t get it. Being possessed

Don’t be alarmed, but I’m being followed. Act normal.

From age 7 to about 37, I had a normal life and not a very easy one.

“Wizard Howl,” said Wizard Suliman. “I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn’t dream of setting teeth in a fellow countryman.”

Yeah. I was a little kid. Little kids can dial 911. They do it all the time. Give me the wine.

It’s okay to start over again.

We all sat there and looked at each other and didn’t look at each other. We chewed gum, drank coffee, went into restrooms, urinated, slept. We sat on the hard benches and smoked cigarettes we didn’t want to smoke. We looked at each other and didn’t like what we saw.

Don’t settle for a normal life. Not when you can enjoy the wonderful weirdness of being who God created you to be.

If wealth is something that has escaped you up to this point in your life, you are not unusual. Wealth has escaped the majority of people. What would be unusual would be your decision to do something about it.

Sleep resistance, bouts of insomnia, nightmares, night terrors, crawling into bed with parents in the middle of the night – all these are so common among children, it seems fair to call them ‘normal.’

For me, insomnia was something ordinary, and it came and went for ordinary reasons.

Griggs: I want you to know upfront that if you’re captured or any of this leaks, we’ll deny any participation or even knowledge of your existence.
Rambo: I’m used to it.

More truck than usual!

Truck drivers are usually quite unsophisticated in their language and manners.

I think, if I had a dad, I would have went the normal college route. I’m so stoked my life panned out how it was.

Usually, when I’m rappin’, I’m creating a big story or a concept song that sounds like a movie to me.

Trautman: You’re going to die, Teasle.
Teasle: Everybody dies.

It was a perfectly normal May Day, but Sophie was scared of that too. And when a young man in a fantastical blue-and-silver costume spotted Sophie and decided to accost her as well, Sophie shrank into a shop doorway and tried to hide. The young man looked at her in surprise. “It’s all right, you little gray mouse,” he said laughing rather pityingly. “I only want to buy you a drink. Don’t look so scared.”

I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.

I do all these things not because I want to, but because I have to. From this moment forward, Kenny Powers is just like everyone else: normal, not special; no hopes or dreams; pretending to be happy when he’s really super sad. Just an average guy, with exceptional hair. Nothing more, nothing less. From this moment forward, the People’s Champion, the Shelby Sensation, the Reverse Apache Master, the Man with the Golden Dick, Dr. Cock and Balls — that Kenny Powers is now dead. And he will never pick up a baseball ever f**king again.