Hobbs: So this is how you "got this" by buying all of his cars?
Tej: What good is having millions of dollars in the bank if you don't spend any of it? But don't worry about that. Watch this.
Snobby Auctioneer Organizer: Mr. Parker, again can I just express our gratitude and say how much we appreciate your business. If there's ever anything else you need, you just have to ask.
Tej: Anything? mmm, now that you mention it, my swaggerless friend here, he really likes that shirt you have on.
Snobby Auctioneer Organizer: This shirt?
Tej: That shirt.
Snobby Auctioneer Organizer: I'm not entirely sure that this shirt will fit your friend.
Hobbs: It'll fit.
Tej: He needs a shirt that's a little less...
Hobbs: Functional.
Tej: That's it, functional.
Snobby Auctioneer Organizer: Ok.
Tej: Damn, you need some hedge clippers for that shit.
Snobby Auctioneer Organizer: If that will be all?
Hobbs: And the pants, too.
Snobby Auctioneer Organizer: Right.
Tej: While you're at it, let me get that watch. I like that watch.
Snobby Auctioneer Organizer: This is for you, and this is for you. Good day, gentleman. Thank you.

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