I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear, I like my toast done on one side. And you can hear it in my accent when I talk, I'm an Englishman in New York. See me walking down Fifth Avenue, a walking cane here at my side. I take it everywhere I walk, I'm an Englishman in New York. I'm an alien I'm a legal alien, I'm an Englishman in New York.
I’m a proud Brit and a proud Englishman.
Englishmen must have an island.
I’m an Englishman. What more can I say?
Not only England, but every Englishman is an island.
I am going to have a cup of tea, like any good Englishman.
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.
An Englishman’s car is his castle on wheels.
An Englishman, being flattered, is a lamb; threatened, a lion.
An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
To Englishmen, life is a topic, not an activity.
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