Why give 100% when 35% will get you paid and laid.

I’m sober and ready to destroy the competitions.

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s losing. If there are two things I hate, then it’s losing and getting cancer.

Well, that might be alright for you, but I was born to fly, dog. Michael Jordan—Air Jordan’s Air Max’s—number 24.

Enjoy new things for the very first time in your lives.

I need to remember that I’m a winner, man. I need to remember that I am better than everyone else.

I need you to score me some juice.