Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever.

Ethics might be optional, but the consequences are not.

If you wrote down every single thought you ever had, you would get an award for the shortest story ever.

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.

No, no, no. I’m not insulting you. I’m just describing you.

The universe is based on a fair exchange. What you give, you will get.

Understimate me. That will be fun.

If you give a good thing to the world, then over time your karma will be good, and you’ll receive well.

I’m not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I’m asleep.

Forgive and move on. Focus on your happiness. Karma will take care of things.

What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.

Your karma should be good, and everything else will follow. Your good karma will always win over your bad luck.

Sometimes the first step toward forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot.

The mind is everything. What you think you become.