My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I am kidding anymore.

Everybody has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege.

You know what I like about people? Their dogs.

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature.

Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.

Karma is not a punishment, it’s a consequence. Choose wisely.

Don’t waste time on revenge. The people who hurt you will eventually face their own karma.

Your opinion is not my reality.

Karma is like a boomerang, what you give out will always come back to you.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever.

Ethics might be optional, but the consequences are not.

If you wrote down every single thought you ever had, you would get an award for the shortest story ever.

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.

No, no, no. I’m not insulting you. I’m just describing you.