Silence is refreshment for the soul.

Everybody has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege.

I often regret that I have spoken; never that I have been silent.

You know what I like about people? Their dogs.

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.

Sometimes you don’t have to say anything. Silence speaks it all.

I like the muted sounds, the shroud of grey, and the silence that comes with fog.

Through the portals of silence, the healing sun of wisdom and peace will shine upon you.

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.

During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever.

If you wrote down every single thought you ever had, you would get an award for the shortest story ever.

No, no, no. I’m not insulting you. I’m just describing you.

Understimate me. That will be fun.

Your opinion is not my reality.

I’m not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I’m asleep.