I’m convinced that we black women possess a special indestructible strength that allows us to not only get down, but the get up, to get

Every woman that finally figured out her worth, has picked up her suitcases of pride and boarded a flight to freedom, which landed in the valley of change.

I don’t know how he does it but every woman he meets is crazy. He will get rid of one crazy woman but he never gets any relief — another crazy moves right in with him. It’s only after they move in and begin acting more than strange that they admit to him that they’ve done madhouse time or that their families have a long history of mental illness.

when confronted
with
dutiful
policemen
or
women
in rancor
I
have nothing
to
say
to them

for
if I
truly
began
it would
end
in
somebody’s
death:
theirs or
mine

so
I
let them
have
their
little
victories
which
they need
far
more
than
I
do.

Never envy a man his lady. Behind it all lays a living hell.

Howl preferred Miss Angorian.

Being raised by a single mother, I learned to appreciate and value independent women.

I find my heart beginning to race as I’m surrounded by older women.

Kagura Sohma: You don’t know what a woman feels like when she’s in love!
Shigure Sohma: Oh, yes I do! Or at least I’ve felt enough

Not every girl is born to cook; some are born to enjoy life driving a Jeep and “Never stop Exploring”.

Cassie, big ups to you for being supportive. You’ve got much bigger balls than your husband does. Much better man than him.

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger.

You are a woman with many dreams. May the Lord grant you your dreams! Good morning!

Powerful men need a woman as a sign of their power. Strong women do not need a man, she either wants him or she doesn’t.

The proverbial Englishman, we know from old chronicler Froissart, takes his pleasures sadly, and the Englishwoman goes a step further and takes her pleasures in sadness itself.

“You look down in the mouth. You all right?”
“Lost a woman.”
“You’ll have others and lose them too.”

That sweet tailpipe of yours did have me charmed. It put a spell on me, but all the ass magic in Mexico can’t change Kenny Powers from his core beliefs. I’m not an ass man. I’m a tit man. I like big ass boobs—now, and forever. I’m not like a black guy, Vida.

Bad writing’s like bad women: there’s just not much you can do about it.

She pointed at me. I felt important. I had lost so many women to so many other guys that it felt good for the thing to be working the other way around.

I took women either to the boxing matches or to the racetrack.

Son-of-a-bitch, I thought, one minute I’ve got two women and the next I’ve got none.

I thought about breakups, how difficult they were, but then usually it was only after you broke up with one woman that you met another. I had to taste women in order to really know them, to get inside of them. I could invent men in my mind because I was one, but women, for me, were almost impossible to fictionalize without first knowing them. So I explored them as best I could and I found human beings inside. The writing was only a residue. A man didn’t have to have a woman in order to feel as real as he could feel, but it was good if he knew a few. Then when the affair went wrong he’d feel what it was like to be truly lonely and crazed, and thus know what he must face, finally, when his own end came.

beware women grown
old
who were never
anything but
young.

I had a question every time for what I have been thinking when there is a question why there are girls to mention and ask.

Colonel: Hey ladies, if it ain’t Abercrombie and Bitch.
Longwell: Nice to see you too, Chip.

You do know that you’re going on a date with Lara not Alaska right?

I get 75 letters a month. If I answered them that’s all I would ever do.

The only time a man needed a lot of women was when none of them were any good.

American women drove hard bargains and the ended up looking the worst for it. The few natural American women left were mostly in Texas and Louisiana.

Women are not weaker. Read that again. Women are not weaker. They are just as strong, just as resolute, just as creative, and are filled with just as much potential as any man.

I love how you take care of me and how you keep working to be a better man even on days that I fail to be a better woman.

You are definitely the hottest girl in this part of the universe!

You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope.

You’re an amazing woman. Your smile awakens butterflies in my stomach, your eyes make my heart skip a beat and your kisses make me horny.

They just don’t make sex look fun for women. The girl is just an object.

You are an amazing woman! May your morning and your day be just as amazing as you!

I believe a strong woman may be stronger than a man, particularly if she happens to have love in her heart. I guess a loving woman is indestructible.

Strong women don’t have ‘attitudes’, we have standards.

Hugo Martinez: “John Rambo.” Juanito Rambo. Want to know something, Juanito? These girls mean nothing to me or my customers. In my world, they’re nothing. They’re not people. They’re just things. They have no. worth to men like us. So I would have not paid attention to this. To her. But now I will. Because you coming here has made it very bad for her, cabrón. We would’ve just trained her, used her, and sold her. But now we’re going to make an example of her. I’m going to let you live.
Victor Martinez: What are you talking about?
Hugo Martinez: Don’t interrupt me! You’re going to think about this every f**king day of your f**king life. Until you can’t think anymore, Juanito.

No woman should ever lie about another woman. You’ve violated the sacred covenant between women! How will stabbing one another in the back help women to rise above patriarchal oppression?

“She has great breasts,” the Colonel said without looking up from the whale.
“DO NOT OBJECTIFY WOMEN’S BODIES!” Alaska shouted.
Now he looked up. “Sorry. Perky breasts.”
“That’s not any better!”

I smell… skanks. Why don’t you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?

Mia: Letty grew up just down the street. She was into cars since she was like ten years old. Dom always had her attention. Then she turned sixteen…
Brian: And she had Dom’s attention.
Mia: Yeah, it’s funny how that works out.

She is the crescendo, the final, astonishing work of God. Woman. In one last flourish creation comes to a finish with Eve. She is the Master’s finishing touch.

“You’re all there,” she said.
“What do you mean?”
“I mean, I never met a man like you.”
“Oh, yeah?”
“The others are only ten percent there or twenty percent, you’re all there, all of you is very there, it’s so different.”
“I don’t know anything about it.”
“You’re a hooker, you can hook women.”

I kept telling myself that all the women in the world weren´t whores, just mine.

A woman is a full time job. You have to choose your profession.

That scene in the office stayed with me. Those cigars, the fine clothes. I thought of good steaks, long
rides up winding driveways that led to beautiful homes. Ease. Trips to Europe. Fine women. Were they
that much more clever than I? The only difference was money, and the desire to accumulate it.
I’d do it too! I’d save my pennies. I’d get an idea, I’d spring a loan. I’d hire and fire. I’d keep whiskey in
my desk drawer. I’d have a wife with size 40 breasts and an ass that would make the paperboy on the
corner come in his pants when he saw it wobble. I’d cheat on her and she’d know it and keep silent in
order to live in my house with my wealth. I’d fire men just to see the look of dismay on their faces. I’d
fire women who didn’t deserve to be fired.

Don’t wait for the good woman. She doesn’t exist. There are women who can make you feel more with their bodies and their souls but these are the exact women who will turn the knife into you right in front of the crowd. Of course, I expect this, but the knife still cuts. The female loves to play man against man, and if she is in a position to do it there is not one who will not resist. The male, for all his bravado and exploration, is the loyal one, the one who generally feels love. The female is skilled at betrayal, and torture and damnation.

You know, there’s nothing damnable about being a strong woman. The world needs strong women. There are a lot of strong women you do not see who are guiding, helping, mothering strong men. They want to remain unseen. It’s kind of nice to be able to play a strong woman who is seen.

A man is only as strong as the woman who holds him.

And when a strong man is sweet, even Goddesses look down from Mount Olympus.

If you’re a strong man, you should not feel threatened by strong women.

On the left side of a strong woman, stands a strong man; he is strengthened by her character.

A strong man does not need a silent wife.

A strong man doesn’t have to be dominant toward a woman. He doesn’t match his strength against a woman weak with love for him. He

People appreciate a confident man. They love a strong man, and when it comes to a woman, I don’t know if people just expect women not to speak up for themselves or be weak or just always be the follow-behind, but I’m proud that I’m in a generation of leaders. I’m proud that I’m surrounded by very strong women.

Fuck money, diamonds & bitches, don’t need ’em.

Both men and women drive commercial trucks. About one in twenty truckers in the United States is a woman.

You’re taking her away…

A quiet woman is at peace and about to change everything.

Never mistake a woman’s silence for weakness.

Women say they love but never more than the eyes.

Took you long enough, stupid woman!

They let women do some things at NASA… and it’s not because we wear skirts, it’s because we wear glasses.

Girls, some of them are reluctant to ask questions. But if you want to know, you ask the question. There’s no such thing as a dumb question. It’s dumb if you don’t ask it.

I finished the report and my name went on it, and that was the first time a woman in our division had her name on something.

They just said, ‘If she says it’s right, it’s right’ because the guys didn’t do the work. I did it.

If a woman gets insomnia, you never know where you’re going to find her furniture the next morning. It’s primal. We have so little we can control, but we can perfect the way our room looks.

You’d sleep with anyone as long as they’re female.

There is always a second wife when there is a Jeep in life.

Girls are capable of doing everything men are capable of doing. Sometimes they have more imagination than men.

Dipped in chocolate, bronzed in elegance, enameled with grace, toasted with beauty. My Lord, she’s a black woman.

The women did what they were told to do. They didn’t ask questions or take the task any further. I asked questions; I wanted to know why. They got used to me asking questions and being the only woman there.

We needed to be assertive as women in those days – assertive and aggressive – and the degree to which we had to be that way depended on where you were. I had to be.

Real women drive big trucks.

Trucks are like women – they’re all beautiful in their own way.

Oh shit did you just dis the feminine gender
I’ll pummel your ass then stick you in a blender
You think I like Tori and Ani so I can’t rhyme
But I got flow like Ghostbusters got slime
Objectify women and it’s fuckin’ on
You’ll be dead and gone like ancient Babylon.

Give a man a truck and he’s happy for a day. Give a man a girl and he’s happy for a night. Give a man a girl that loves trucks and he’s happy for the rest of his life.

May God mold you into the woman that you were meant to be! Have a great morning!

Women can go mad with insomnia.
The sleep-deprived roam houses that have lost their familiarity. With tea mugs in hand, we wander rooms, looking on shelves for something we will recognize: a book title, a photograph, the teak-carved bird — a souvenir from what place? A memory almost rises when our eyes rest on a painting’s grey sweep of cloud, or the curve of a wooden leg in a corner. Fingertips faintly recall the raised pattern on a chair cushion, but we wonder how these things have come to be here, in this stranger’s home.
Lost women drift in places where time has collapsed. We look into our thoughts and hearts for what has been forgotten, for what has gone missing. What did we once care about? Whom did we love? We are emptied. We are remote. Like night lilies, we open in the dark, breathe in the shadowy world. Our soliloquies are heard by no one.

Always remember ladies what he won’t do another man will. Never settle for less than you deserve.

Women and God are the two rocks on which a man must either anchor or be wrecked.

Perhaps she was a little mad, but then old women often were.

Female barbers do it better.

A good woman is hard to find, but a good woman that’s a lady barber too is one in a million!

This is a barbershop, not a hair salon. You come in here not trying to impress anyone. It’s a place just to talk, to hang out with the fellows, talk about sports, women, relationships.

Nothing is more impressive than a woman who is secure in the unique way God made her.

Melanin is an incomparable beauty. From the lightest to the darkest skin tone, Black women and Black girls are exquisite beauty in every shade. Yes, Black females have that special something that just can’t be ignored. We are Melanin Queens, beautifully created! Respect the complexion.

When a man tells a Black woman that she looks mixed as a form of endearment, he’s insinuating that her beauty comes from the (allegedly) non Black part of her. All they’re effectively saying is: You’re too beautiful to just be Black. Oh, but I am. We aren’t beautiful in spite of our Blackness, we are beautiful because of it. So don’t dare try to give the credit to anything else.

You can always tell a man’s nationality by introducing him to a beautiful girl. An Englishman shakes her hand; a Frenchman kisses her hand; an American asks her for a date; and a Russian wires Moscow for instructions.

The marriage relationship is one of God’s creations for building up people. It gives husbands and wives the chance to minister to an immortal human being in a uniquely intimate fashion. To enjoy the meaningfulness of marriage, then, requires a once-made but ongoing commitment of mutual ministry to our mates and the more we seize them, the more meaning our marriage will have.

Decent cookout, April. I don’t believe you’ve met my f**k buddy, Tracey. She’s actually a professional runway model. She’s also a very, very famous painter in France. Yup, she has several works of fine art hanging up in the Loove-ray.

A lot of people ask me, ‘Kenny Powers, you’re a giant star. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?’ And the answer is yes, I have. And it’s actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.

People say, Kenny Powers is a woman hater. That’s not true. I love women. Every f**king one of them, even the ugly as shit ones. But, don’t ask me to trust ’em. Not even nuns, because every pair of tits comes with a gaping hole of need that even Kenny Powers can’t fill.

Once again, I’m with the hottest chick in town, buyin’ the most expensive fashions, dinin’ in the fanciest food places, riding around on goddamn jet skis. Rainin’ trim. Hallucinogens. Jet skis again. Throwin’ heat.

Truth be told, things aren’t going as good for me as I led on to believe. The love of my life married some other dude, and my new girlfriend fed her p*ssy to the owner of the baseball team I just quit. I stole homeboy’s car, and now I’m probably a wanted fugitive.

Reminds me of why I’m here in the first place. A quest is nothin’ if you got no one to brag about it to, will never reach the end if you’re only doing it for yourself. Me, I’m doing it for a girl I had to leave behind just to get this far. Now I gotta go a little further to get back to her. All I can do is hope that one day she’ll understand, and when that day comes, it’s not too late.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Dear Exquisite Black Queen… No matter what shade of MELANIN you are, know that your skin tone is brilliant. You, my Queen, are phenomenally made!

Black women were created of brown sugar and warm honey. The sweetest thing to bless the earth. Be wary of anyone who tells you otherwise.

Our melanin will always make us marvelous… Just imagine what that sea of sisterhood would look like. Magic!

If you say I am girl and Jeeps are not for me I am going to run my Jeep over you.

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For example, if they’re gripping the steering wheel of a Jeep, you should either marry her or run.

If she is a Jeeper, then she is a keeper.

There are girls that like fast cars, and then there are Jeep girls.

Girls always love those three words, “I gotta Jeep”.

Jeeps are like women, the more you strip them better they look.

I work to support my wife and Jeep addiction. Both require “Deep Pockets.”

A girl and her Jeep is a story only you get to hear from bold girls.

Jeep Driving girl is a shining pearl.

Jeep girls are just like the regular girls, only prettier.

A girl and her Jeep… It’s a perfect match.

While all women are created equal, only the most driven women can be considered equal Jeep.

Never leave your Jeep with your wife alone.

Jeep is a man as well as women thing.

All women are created equal, but only the finest drive a Jeep.

There is one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when I think about it. And that image—that one image is your big tits.

If I had to choose, I mean historically, I’ve always considered myself to be a tit man.

Why would you do this to me? Here this whole time I thought you were the whore with a heart of gold. Instead you’re just a whore with a real whore’s heart.

It’s no mystery that ass has always been tits’ greatest enemy. It’s almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass.

Honey, I love you. I think you’re a terrific girl. But you have clothes like a f**king dickhead.

I can’t believe I opened up my heart up to that b**ch. Opened it wide up. And she just squatted with that big beautiful booty and dumped all over it.