I cannot imagine myself to be with another man.You are my one and only.

You’re my ideal woman because you’re a freak in bed, a chef in the kitchen, a psychologist during tough times and a goddess at work. I can’t be happy enough to be your man.

Like a simple little lighthouse, my true ideal is to just be…having no trace of seeking, desiring, imitating, or striving, only light and peace.

I built the ideal house down in the Caribbean. All Englishmen dream of leaving the rain of England and getting a place in the sun – out in the grounds with separate guest houses; that is the ideal scenario.

When all my dreams come true, the one I want next to me… It’s you.

A weekend with you. In bed. Now that would be absolutely amazing.

You are an ideal woman! You are a cold queen in public and in private, you become my little naughty girl.

You’re the best man on the planet! You are a gentleman, who holds my hand and the man, who pulls my hair.

We are an ideal couple: a real gentleman and his nasty girl! Thanks for loving me unconditionally.

You’re the only thing better than morning coffee.

Forever is a long time; but I wouldn’t mind spending it by your side.

I wouldn’t mind kissing your lips every day.

You’re exactly what I’ve been looking for all this time.

I fell in love with you more and more every day. I never thought this day would come, that I would want to spend everyday with you. It doesn’t get any better than this, I promise you that. You are my dream come true, my ideal partner. Love only grows more with the passing of each day and honestly, it can’t get any better than this!

You’re the apple of my eye.

I love how you turned my life into a fairy tale and how you turn each of my day into an extraordinary one just with your kisses all over my body.

This isn’t milk. It’s five parts milk and one part vodka. I call it ambrosia. Drink of the gods. You can barely smell the vodka in the milk, so the Eagle can’t catch me unless he actually takes a sip. The downside is that it tastes like sour milk and rubbing alcohol.

There is no perfect time to start. You do not have to know everything to get going. Just get into the game. You will learn by doing.

A strong man must be militant as well as moderate. He must be a realist as well as an idealist.

One, two, you’re the girl that I want
Three, four, five, six, seven, shit
Eight is the bullet if you say no after all this
And I just couldn’t take it, you’re so motherfuckin’ gorgeous.

I’m f**king stoked. My life is sick. I get to still skate around like I did three years ago. I might have to take a couple of pictures, but whatever. I have money to go do stupid sh*t. I couldn’t ask for nothing else.

I know sentiments can make you idealize another person…I know that, but I swear, to me, she was “spring.” If I was snow that had been frozen over the years, caged up in the darkness of this house, she was the fresh, vivacious spring.

I’m nowhere close to perfect, of this I’m sure, but God is!

There is nothing like a sleepless couch for a clear vision of one’s environment.

The ultimate travel lover’s truck.

The truck driver with the ultimate truck.

Your brain needs plenty of rest to function at it’s optimal level. Go to sleep!

Never settle for hiring anyone you feel would be less than ideal for the position you want to fill. You have to match a person’s special skills, experiences, interests, and motivation with the needs of your business.

Life should be like a barbershop—short and always in order.

…and was disposed too often to idealize as a virtue that habit of mean subservience to wealth and social position which, after more than half a century of political democracy, is still the characteristic and odious vice of the Englishman.

Keep smiling like you are driving a Jeep in a sunset.