All right, so let me get this straight. I’m gonna pay for a blow job, and I gotta pay for a goddamn hotel room too? That just seems like I’m spending too much money for nothing. I’ve got a house. You can just get over here. I can just do the blowjob here. And can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream? While I do you from behind.
I need you to score me some juice.
Why give 100% when 35% will get you paid and laid.
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s losing. If there are two things I hate, then it’s losing and getting cancer.
I need to remember that I’m a winner, man. I need to remember that I am better than everyone else.
Enjoy new things for the very first time in your lives.
I’m sober and ready to destroy the competitions.
Well, that might be alright for you, but I was born to fly, dog. Michael Jordan—Air Jordan’s Air Max’s—number 24.
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