Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Sorry. Um... um... They're new. Dr. Dorfman did an *amazing* job. Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] They feel *so* real. Agent Jake Harper: Hi. I, I, um... I need a credit card, please. And, and some I.D., please. Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Credit card? I.D.? I'm *so* freakin' pissed*! First of all, I go to Dr. Dorf and he totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow... I get off the surgery table looking like freakin' *Shrek*! Then I get *here*, and Mr. *Harper* makes me feel like I'm some dumb blonde with fake boobs going to a Hugh Hefner party! Agent Jake Harper: No, I-I didn't mean to offend you; it's just, it's... it's protocol! Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] I'm gonna have a B.F.! Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Oh, my God... She's gonna have a bitch fit! Agent Jake Harper: No, no, no, d-d-don't have a-a-a B.F. now. Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter! Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] You are in *big* trouble! Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Dear... Mr... Royal... Hampton. I... am... a... *white*... woman... in... America.

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Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Sorry. Um... um... They're new. Dr. Dorfman did an *amazing* job.
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] They feel *so* real.
Agent Jake Harper: Hi. I, I, um... I need a credit card, please. And, and some I.D., please.
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Credit card? I.D.? I'm *so* freakin' pissed*! First of all, I go to Dr. Dorf and he totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow... I get off the surgery table looking like freakin' *Shrek*! Then I get *here*, and Mr. *Harper* makes me feel like I'm some dumb blonde with fake boobs going to a Hugh Hefner party!
Agent Jake Harper: No, I-I didn't mean to offend you; it's just, it's... it's protocol!
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] I'm gonna have a B.F.!
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Oh, my God... She's gonna have a bitch fit!
Agent Jake Harper: No, no, no, d-d-don't have a-a-a B.F. now.
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] You are in *big* trouble!
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Dear... Mr... Royal... Hampton. I... am... a... *white*... woman... in... America.

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Sorry. Um... um... They're new. Dr. Dorfman did an *amazing* job. Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] They feel *so* real. Agent Jake Harper: Hi. I, I, um... I need a credit card, please. And, and some I.D., please. Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Credit card? I.D.? I'm *so* freakin' pissed*! First of all, I go to Dr. Dorf and he totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow... I get off the surgery table looking like freakin' *Shrek*! Then I get *here*, and Mr. *Harper* makes me feel like I'm some dumb blonde with fake boobs going to a Hugh Hefner party! Agent Jake Harper: No, I-I didn't mean to offend you; it's just, it's... it's protocol! Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] I'm gonna have a B.F.! Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Oh, my God... She's gonna have a bitch fit! Agent Jake Harper: No, no, no, d-d-don't have a-a-a B.F. now. Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter! Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] You are in *big* trouble! Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Dear... Mr... Royal... Hampton. I... am... a... *white*... woman... in... America.\n ― Keenen Ivory Wayans\nhttps://mustreadquotes.com/quote/qzyixryhw1lveg/" copied-text="Copied to Clipboard!"] Copy Quote

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