Life is easier when you mind your own business.

You know what I like about people? Their dogs.

Keep your nose out of another’s mess.

Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice.

Keep your breath to cool your porridge.

Darling chase your goal, not me.

Don’t study me, you won’t graduate.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.

During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever.

If you wrote down every single thought you ever had, you would get an award for the shortest story ever.

No, no, no. I’m not insulting you. I’m just describing you.

Understimate me. That will be fun.

Stay in your lane and do your thing.

I’m not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I’m asleep.

Keep calm and stay in your lane.

What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.