That was so fetch.

On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Grool. I meant to say cool but then I started to say great.

I’m a mouse. Duh!

Is butter a carb?

Your face smells like peppermint!

She asked me how to spell orange.

I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you won’t make fun of her!

Regina George… How do I begin to explain Regina George?

That one there, that’s Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.

It’s 68 degrees, and there’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining!

Hey, buddy, you’re not pretending anymore. You’re plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.

The limit does not exist.