I’m an Englishman. What more can I say?

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

Not only England, but every Englishman is an island.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

I am going to have a cup of tea, like any good Englishman.

Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.

Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

An Englishman’s car is his castle on wheels.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

An Englishman, being flattered, is a lamb; threatened, a lion.

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.

To Englishmen, life is a topic, not an activity.