Life is easier when you mind your own business.

Keep calm and stay in your lane.

Darling chase your goal, not me.

Sometimes the first step toward forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot.

Stay in your lane and do your thing.

Understimate me. That will be fun.

Let every man mind his own business.

You don’t compete where you don’t compare.

Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice.

Your opinion is not my reality.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.

During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever.

If you wrote down every single thought you ever had, you would get an award for the shortest story ever.

No, no, no. I’m not insulting you. I’m just describing you.

I’m not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I’m asleep.

What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.