Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles!
What doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger!
It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!
To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper!
When they treat you like a joke, leave them like it’s funny.
When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?
I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke!
I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.
Yet we’re linked, you and I. Like comedy and tragedy. Two sides, same coin.
Now, I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling.
You see, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.
This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them.
Not clown — Joker.
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