433 Funny Truck Quotes to Make You Proud of Your Truck

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Truck drivers move a lot of cargo by road, and without them, people would be unable to access many vital everyday necessities. That goes to show just how important truck drivers are to the world.

Apart from commercial trucking, many people in the countryside enjoy driving trucks. That must have inspired the saying that city boys got pick-up lines while country boys got pick-up trucks. If you're into off-roading, you might also enjoy these Jeep Off-Roading Quotes.

Commercial truckers, on the other hand, are on the road for long hours, spending a lot of time on their own. Trucking can get tiring, lonely, and challenging because you will be away from home, family, and friends for long periods.

You will encounter stressors like delays, tight deadlines, poor directions, lousy weather, and constant traffic. Sleeping well, good hygiene, and proper meals are some privileges that truckers don't get to enjoy. Here's a collection of Don't cross the lanes quotes for those who appreciate the challenges of trucking.

But enough with the downsides, trucking has massive benefits that make truckers proud of themselves and their work. The salary is relatively high, considering you don't even need high certifications to become a commercial trucker.

There is also high job security because truckers are always in high demand, employee benefits, you see the world for free, independence on the job, bonuses, and for others, paid holidays. Plus, you get to reminisce about Famous lines from Fast and Furious as you speed down the highway.

Just like any other job, trucking has its downsides and good sides. It just needs passion, patience, and of course, a CDL certificate! Some truckers have hilarious truck slogans at the back of their trucks to make anyone behind them laugh.

But now it's your turn to laugh. If you are a trucker or a truck lover, here are a ton of trucking quotes to entertain you. Because we are sure that if you think a truck's smokin', you should see the driver!

Life on the road can be one of two things. If you are flexible - able to adapt and change to new situations and events - truck driving means constant adventure.

Life on the road can be one of two things. If you are flexible – able to adapt and change to new situations and events

I’d like to be a truck driver. I think you could run your life that way. It wouldn’t be such a bad way of doing it. It would offer a chance to be alone.

I’d like to be a truck driver. I think you could run your life that way. It wouldn’t be such a bad way of doing it. It would offer a chance to be alone.

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Like they say there is no place like home. That is something everybody that wants to drive a truck needs to think about you may have had that dream to drive a big truck but it's not what everybody thinks it's like.

Like they say there is no place like home. That is something everybody that wants to drive a truck needs to think about you may have had that dream to drive a big truck but it’s not what everybody thinks it’s like.

To me, that seemed like an incredibly sad and lonely life, but he was very matter of fact about it; he loved the open road and driving his truck.

To me, that seemed like an incredibly sad and lonely life, but he was very matter of fact about it; he loved the open road and driving his truck.

I basically live out of my truck - I mean from place to place. I feel more at home in my truck than just about anywhere, which is a sad thing to say, but it's true.

I basically live out of my truck – I mean from place to place. I feel more at home in my truck than just about anywhere, which is a sad thing to say, but it’s true.

They haul your cars, your beer, your meat, and even the socks that warm your feet. They haul loads of many things, even that shiny diamond ring. If you got it, a truck driver hauled it!

They haul your cars, your beer, your meat, and even the socks that warm your feet. They haul loads of many things, even that shiny diamond ring. If you got it, a truck driver hauled it!

You know what no one tells you about driving a truck? You are driving a truck. There are only side mirrors, and it does not handle like a Prius.

You know what no one tells you about driving a truck? You are driving a truck. There are only side mirrors, and it does not handle like a Prius.

For a truck driver to be driven by somebody else is an ordeal, for there are only three types of drivers: the too fast, the timid, and oneself.

For a truck driver to be driven by somebody else is an ordeal, for there are only three types of drivers: the too fast, the timid, and oneself.

Altogether, it is their discipline, pride, and courage, that really help them out. They only have ten hours a day to drive. They have to think smart to survive.

Altogether, it is their discipline, pride, and courage,
that really help them out.

They only have ten hours a day to drive.
They have to think smart to survive.

Little did I know how tough it would be to drive a huge truck. A driver has to be stout of mind and gut, and the driver can never, never give up.

Little did I know how tough it would be
to drive a huge truck.
A driver has to be stout of mind and gut,
and the driver can never, never give up.

A driver must be willing to be flexible. They have to be able to quickly adapt to changes in travel, load pick-up and delivery schedule.

A driver must be willing to be flexible. They have to be able to quickly adapt to changes in travel, load pick-up and delivery schedule.

A qualified truck driver must be able to follow company's rules and procedures when planning fuel stops to and from destinations.

A qualified truck driver must be able to follow company’s rules and procedures when planning fuel stops to and from destinations.

Each truck driver does his, or her, part in keeping food on our tables and shoes on our feet. They get very little respect from most people and have to deal with a countless numbers of obstacles along the way.

Each truck driver does his, or her, part in keeping food on our tables and shoes on our feet. They get very little respect from most people and have to deal with a countless numbers of obstacles along the way.

A driver must be able to manage time effectively. A driver who possesses this skill is advantageous to the success of your company.+

A driver must be able to manage time effectively. A driver who possesses this skill is advantageous to the success of your company.+

Some people go out of their way to make the truck driver's job harder than it already is. You might think their job is easy.. well it can be physically. But stop to think a minute about the mental stress on this job that a truck driver goes through everyday.

Some people go out of their way to make the truck driver’s job harder than it already is. You might think their job is easy.. well it can be physically. But stop to think a minute about the mental stress on this job that a truck driver goes through everyday.

A driver can become easily tired and stressed due to being overworked sleep pattern changes. It is vitally important to find out if a potential driver can deal with stress on a daily basis.

A driver can become easily tired and stressed due to being overworked sleep pattern changes. It is vitally important to find out if a potential driver can deal with stress on a daily basis.

Being a truck driver involves much more than sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and driving all day. There are plenty of skills needed in order to do a great job at it.

Being a truck driver involves much more than sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and driving all day. There are plenty of skills needed in order to do a great job at it.

We truckers need our truck stops for food, fuel, rest, and relaxation, and it makes our visit more enjoyable to see smiling faces.

We truckers need our truck stops for food, fuel, rest, and relaxation, and it makes our visit more enjoyable to see smiling faces.

There is no situation like the open road, and seeing things completely afresh. I'm used to traveling. It's not a question of meeting or seeing new faces particularly, or hearing new stories, but of looking at life in a different way. It's the curtain coming up on another act.

There is no situation like the open road, and seeing things completely afresh. I’m used to traveling. It’s not a question of meeting or seeing new faces particularly, or hearing new stories, but of looking at life in a different way. It’s the curtain coming up on another act.

Common sense and training are the only tools a good driver can use to protect themselves against the millions of four wheelers darting in and out of traffic.

Common sense and training are the only tools a good driver can use to protect themselves against the millions of four wheelers darting in and out of traffic.

Most of the time out here a truck driver eats cold sandwiches, cakes, and cookies, junk food is the biggest thing we eat.

Most of the time out here a truck driver eats cold sandwiches, cakes, and cookies, junk food is the biggest thing we eat.

As a truck driver, you always want to be in the car getting as much experience as possible; especially when there is something new like tires.

As a truck driver, you always want to be in the car getting as much experience as possible; especially when there is something new like tires.

A trucker is a king on a bucket seat vinyl throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the weather with the touch of a button, changing the music with the flip of a dial.

A trucker is a king on a bucket seat vinyl throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the weather with the touch of a button, changing the music with the flip of a dial.

Then there are those of us that being a truck driver is what we do. A truck is a tool just like a crescent wrench, a tool doing a job.

Then there are those of us that being a truck driver is what we do. A truck is a tool just like a crescent wrench, a tool doing a job.

I've had my eyes opened to so many things. But still, all I really want to do is my truck job. It's like an ingrained, default setting.

I’ve had my eyes opened to so many things. But still, all I really want to do is my truck job. It’s like an ingrained, default setting.

A driver must know when to pullover. Even if there is a delivery to make, a power nap is in order but not in the sleeper berth if there is work to be done.

A driver must know when to pullover. Even if there is a delivery to make, a power nap is in order but not in the sleeper berth if there is work to be done.

The first day on the job is a very stressful tome for most drivers, whether it be their first or tenth time, because they are on unfamiliar ground; the truck, the paperwork, and the customers are all new.

The first day on the job is a very stressful tome for most drivers, whether it be their first or tenth time, because they are on unfamiliar ground; the truck, the paperwork, and the customers are all new.

Oh, a truck! Here’s a thing that’s going to drive me absolutely crazy. The trucks! They can put people on the moon but they can’t make a quiet truck!

Oh, a truck! Here’s a thing that’s going to drive me absolutely crazy. The trucks! They can put people on the moon but they can’t make a quiet truck!

There is an advantage to driving a truck in that you are sitting high and can see over the car in front of you, as well as farther down the road.

There is an advantage to driving a truck in that you are sitting high and can see over the car in front of you, as well as farther down the road.

You're never lost. You always know exactly where you are. You're right here. It's just that sometimes you've misplaced your destination. Have you ever wondered how the computer you're using got to the store? How about your medicines, the food you eat, the clothes you wear, the furniture, the plants in the garden center? Do they have a railroad right there? Does merchandise magically appear? Only if you grow your own food, make your own clothes, make your own tools, cut your own wood, and make your own furniture, can you get away from trucking. Everything you see, even the nature outside in some places, has been on at least one truck.

You’re never lost. You always know exactly where you are. You’re right here. It’s just that sometimes you’ve misplaced your destination.

Have you ever wondered how the computer you’re using got to the store? How about your medicines, the food you eat, the clothes you wear, the furniture, the plants in the garden center? Do they have a railroad right there? Does merchandise magically appear? Only if you grow your own food, make your own clothes, make your own tools, cut your own wood, and make your own furniture, can you get away from trucking. Everything you see, even the nature outside in some places, has been on at least one truck.

The best truck drivers are patient, independent, determined, and hard-working. They love adventure and like thinking quickly.

The best truck drivers are patient, independent, determined, and hard-working. They love adventure and like thinking quickly.

You can go days without seeing anyone, let alone someone you know or love, but if you’re excited to experience all the road has to offer, driving a truck is a great way to get paid well while you’re at it.

You can go days without seeing anyone, let alone someone you know or love, but if you’re excited to experience all the road has to offer, driving a truck is a great way to get paid well while you’re at it.

A good truck driver needs discipline. Traffic, weather, eating, sleeping, showering, fueling, getting work done on the truck; it takes a truck driver a long time to learn how to juggle everything.

A good truck driver needs discipline. Traffic, weather, eating, sleeping, showering, fueling, getting work done on the truck; it takes a truck driver a long time to learn how to juggle everything.

You see weird things driving... I've never understood log trucks. Sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass each other on the highway... I don't understand that. I mean, if they need logs over there... and they need 'em over there, you'd think a phone call would save 'em a whole lot of trouble.

You see weird things driving… I’ve never understood log trucks. Sometimes you’ll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass each other on the highway… I don’t understand that. I mean, if they need logs over there… and they need ’em over there, you’d think a phone call would save ’em a whole lot of trouble.

There are no shortcuts to mastering my craft, it takes years of blood sweat and tears before you earn the right to be called a trucker.

There are no shortcuts to mastering my craft, it takes years of blood sweat and tears before you earn the right to be called a trucker.

I am a trucker. That means I live in a crazy fantasy world with unrealistic expectations. Thank you for understanding a trucker.

I am a trucker. That means I live in a crazy fantasy world with unrealistic expectations. Thank you for understanding a trucker.

Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder they have ever made a difference in the world, but the trucker doesn't have that problem.

Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder they have ever made a difference in the world, but the trucker doesn’t have that problem.

You can take all your degrees and put them in your back pocket while I’ll be the guy driving this piece of machinery!

You can take all your degrees and put them in your back pocket while I’ll be the guy driving this piece of machinery!

You know what the difference between a man and an 18-wheeler is? The driver of an 18-wheeler knows he has his job ahead of him!

You know what the difference between a man and an 18-wheeler is?
The driver of an 18-wheeler knows he has his job ahead of him!

I am a truck driver. I am no different from you. The only difference you and I have is you go home to your family everynight while I am delivering the goods your family and mine need and want! So stop treating us truck drivers like criminals! Our job is tough enough without your added, unnecessary rudeness!

I am a truck driver. I am no different from you. The only difference you and I have is you go home to your family everynight while I am delivering the goods your family and mine need and want! So stop treating us truck drivers like criminals! Our job is tough enough without your added, unnecessary rudeness!

Prayer for a Driver Down all the highways that you travel, Blacktop, stone and even gravel. On every journey through and through May God's angels Ride with you.

Prayer for a Driver

Down all the highways that you travel, Blacktop, stone and even gravel.
On every journey through and through
May God’s angels Ride with you.

Trucker's Prayer Lord please help me to be safe as I travel each mile. Let your presence guide me and bring me a smile. Take care of my family while I am away. Let them know I miss them each and every day. Steer me clear of danger as I cross the country alone. I put my hands in yours Lord. Keep me safe, get me home.

Trucker’s Prayer

Lord please help me to be safe as I travel each mile. Let your presence guide me and bring me a smile.
Take care of my family while I am away. Let them know I miss them each and every day.
Steer me clear of danger as I cross the country alone. I put my hands in yours Lord.
Keep me safe, get me home.

So, you think that I just drive a truck? 13 gears 18 wheels 40 tons 65 feet long 500 horsepower 1800 LBS of torque DO THE MATH!

So, you think that I just drive a truck?
13 gears
18 wheels
40 tons
65 feet long
500 horsepower
1800 LBS of torque
DO THE MATH!

FREIGHT haulin' EIGHTEEN WHEELIN' BIG RIG DRIVIN' MAP READIN' LOG BOOK keepin' WEIGH STATION stoppin' ON-TIME DELIVERIN' CB RADIO USIN' GEAR SHIFTIN' TRUCK STOP visitin' ALWAYS DELIVERS THE GOODS TRUCKER.

FREIGHT haulin’
EIGHTEEN WHEELIN’
BIG RIG DRIVIN’
MAP READIN’
LOG BOOK keepin’
WEIGH STATION stoppin’
ON-TIME DELIVERIN’
CB RADIO USIN’
GEAR SHIFTIN’
TRUCK STOP visitin’
ALWAYS DELIVERS THE GOODS
TRUCKER.