433 Funny Truck Quotes to Make You Proud of Your Truck

Life on the road can be one of two things. If you are flexible – able to adapt and change to new situations and events

Ride or die for this truck.

Truck drivers are loyal.

I’d like to be a truck driver. I think you could run your life that way. It wouldn’t be such a bad way of doing it. It would offer a chance to be alone.

Truck driving is what you make of it. It can be lonely, especially if you drive alone.

Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’.

Our newly decorated truck.

Keep calm and keep on Truckin’.

Truckin’ ain’t easy.

I’m a trucker because I don’t mind handwork. If I wanted to do something easy, I would do your job.

Like they say there is no place like home. That is something everybody that wants to drive a truck needs to think about you may have had that dream to drive a big truck but it’s not what everybody thinks it’s like.

I’m technologically challenged, so I finally hooked up Bluetooth in my truck so I can talk going down the road.

I love my truck because it’s the only thing that keeps me grounded.

Truck drivers make the world go round.

Truck drivers for America.

If you got it, a trucker brought it! Support our truckers!

The best thing about being a trucker is you can drive as fast as you want.

I wanted to be a truck driver. I love driving long distances!!!

Wanderlust + highway dust.

I like driving my dump truck because I can be as loud as I want and nobody complains.

All I’ve ever wanted is a nice truck, and that’s what I got.

Truck drivers want to drive.

Truck drivers are the only ones that know the best places to stop on the road.

I basically live out of my truck – I mean from place to place. I feel more at home in my truck than just about anywhere, which is a sad thing to say, but it’s true.

To me, that seemed like an incredibly sad and lonely life, but he was very matter of fact about it; he loved the open road and driving his truck.

The truck of your dreams, with a cello. And a rainbow bow. And a llama. And clouds.

I never dreamed that someday I would be a grumpy old truck driver but here I am killing it & complaining all day long.

As a young kid I wanted to be a truck driver.

Our trucks drive our dreams.

Truck driver’s dreams.

God bless America and God bless our trucks.

One must drive a large truck responsibly.

It’s your turn to drive.

Truck drivers need to be responsible and reliable.

My truck has a heart of gold.

Trucks make me laugh.

I have a truck team for a reason.

They haul your cars, your beer, your meat, and even the socks that warm your feet. They haul loads of many things, even that shiny diamond ring. If you got it, a truck driver hauled it!

I’ll sleep when I’m done trucking.

My dad was a truck driver, and from the time I was knee high to a grapevine, I was driving a truck.

You ain’t got nothing without us trucking!

My teacher was wrong. I do get paid to stare out the window all day.

I gotta get a truck.

Truck drivers are not the kind of people you put on speakerphone.

You know what no one tells you about driving a truck? You are driving a truck. There are only side mirrors, and it does not handle like a Prius.

Truck driver, because badass isn’t an official job title.

You can take a man or woman out of their truck, but you cannot take trucking out of their blood.

If we don’t drive, you don’t survive.

If the wheels ain’t turnin’, you ain’t earnin’.

My mom always told me, “You can’t change the past.” She was wrong. I just re-did last week’s logbook.

Driving at the speed limit.

Feeling those road trip vibes.

If you bought it, a trucker brought it.

Don’t judge truckers until you’ve driven a year in their truck.

Life is a highway.

A trucker’s job is never done.

My truck is my happy place.

Without trucks, you would be homeless, hungry, & naked.

Miles and smiles.

Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.

Just like my truck, I’m built to last.

Altogether, it is their discipline, pride, and courage,
that really help them out.

They only have ten hours a day to drive.
They have to think smart to survive.

For a truck driver to be driven by somebody else is an ordeal, for there are only three types of drivers: the too fast, the timid, and oneself.

A truck is a man’s best friend.

Just an old truck.

Truck life.

On the road again!

The truck driver is the lion of the highways, a conquistador sailing upriver in a warship.

Just another day of truckin’ through the desert.

Little did I know how tough it would be
to drive a huge truck.
A driver has to be stout of mind and gut,
and the driver can never, never give up.

My truck is my home.

Just got a new truck.

Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing.

New wheels for my new home.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a truck.

A driver must be willing to be flexible. They have to be able to quickly adapt to changes in travel, load pick-up and delivery schedule.

A qualified truck driver must be able to follow company’s rules and procedures when planning fuel stops to and from destinations.

Be careful. A careful driver knows that careless drivers do not understand just how dangerous they are.

Each truck driver does his, or her, part in keeping food on our tables and shoes on our feet. They get very little respect from most people and have to deal with a countless numbers of obstacles along the way.

Truck driving is still a respectable living, although its pay is no longer attracting drivers.

Motivation is very helpful for truck drivers because it helps them to get their job done correctly.

A driver must be able to manage time effectively. A driver who possesses this skill is advantageous to the success of your company.+

Truck driving is a hard profession requiring long hours and weeks from home.

Some people go out of their way to make the truck driver’s job harder than it already is. You might think their job is easy.. well it can be physically. But stop to think a minute about the mental stress on this job that a truck driver goes through everyday.

A driver can become easily tired and stressed due to being overworked sleep pattern changes. It is vitally important to find out if a potential driver can deal with stress on a daily basis.

Truck drivers work very hard for living, and this is a fact that deserves some appreciation.

Do you think a truck driver makes a good money? Well he does make pretty good money.

Being a truck driver involves much more than sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and driving all day. There are plenty of skills needed in order to do a great job at it.

A good driver will maintain a circle of awareness of everything happening around them.

We truckers need our truck stops for food, fuel, rest, and relaxation, and it makes our visit more enjoyable to see smiling faces.

There is no situation like the open road, and seeing things completely afresh. I’m used to traveling. It’s not a question of meeting or seeing new faces particularly, or hearing new stories, but of looking at life in a different way. It’s the curtain coming up on another act.

Common sense and training are the only tools a good driver can use to protect themselves against the millions of four wheelers darting in and out of traffic.

Most of the time out here a truck driver eats cold sandwiches, cakes, and cookies, junk food is the biggest thing we eat.

As a truck driver, you always want to be in the car getting as much experience as possible; especially when there is something new like tires.

Then there are those of us that being a truck driver is what we do. A truck is a tool just like a crescent wrench, a tool doing a job.

A trucker is a king on a bucket seat vinyl throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the weather with the touch of a button, changing the music with the flip of a dial.

I’ve had my eyes opened to so many things. But still, all I really want to do is my truck job. It’s like an ingrained, default setting.

I grew up with a truck. My dad had one, so I like trucks.

A driver must know when to pullover. Even if there is a delivery to make, a power nap is in order but not in the sleeper berth if there is work to be done.

Truck driving is a lifestyle, not a job.

Driving truck will control your life and what you do with it.

The first day on the job is a very stressful tome for most drivers, whether it be their first or tenth time, because they are on unfamiliar ground; the truck, the paperwork, and the customers are all new.

I like a truck because it’s big like me, and I think I’ll have a lot of fun working with it.

There is an advantage to driving a truck in that you are sitting high and can see over the car in front of you, as well as farther down the road.

Oh, a truck! Here’s a thing that’s going to drive me absolutely crazy. The trucks! They can put people on the moon but they can’t make a quiet truck!

Every truck driver kind of gets a bond with his truck. They may say they don’t but they do.

Each driver has their own identity and from one week to another, normally it stays the same.

A truck driver always know how far he is from home. No matter where he is at.

A truck driver gets to his destination driving down the road, not leaning back to enjoy the view.

You’re never lost. You always know exactly where you are. You’re right here. It’s just that sometimes you’ve misplaced your destination.

Have you ever wondered how the computer you’re using got to the store? How about your medicines, the food you eat, the clothes you wear, the furniture, the plants in the garden center? Do they have a railroad right there? Does merchandise magically appear? Only if you grow your own food, make your own clothes, make your own tools, cut your own wood, and make your own furniture, can you get away from trucking. Everything you see, even the nature outside in some places, has been on at least one truck.

The way I drive, the way I drive my truck, is an expression of my inner feelings.

Both men and women drive commercial trucks. About one in twenty truckers in the United States is a woman.

The best truck drivers are patient, independent, determined, and hard-working. They love adventure and like thinking quickly.

You can go days without seeing anyone, let alone someone you know or love, but if you’re excited to experience all the road has to offer, driving a truck is a great way to get paid well while you’re at it.

Trucking the way it should be.

A good truck driver needs discipline. Traffic, weather, eating, sleeping, showering, fueling, getting work done on the truck; it takes a truck driver a long time to learn how to juggle everything.

Truckers are not commuters. They are there to work.

The trucker on the highway is safe not when he reads the signs, but when he obeys them.

Take care of your truck in the garage, and the truck will take care of you on the road.

People don’t realize how many miles a truck drives a year on the road.

I’ve been on every interstate highway in the lower forty-eight states by now and I never get tired of the view.

Eighty thousand pounds of muscle, blood, and steel in a pile. It’s spectacular.

I’m a truck driver. I fear God and my wife. You are neither!

I’m a trucker. I don’t stop when I’m tired, I stop when I’m done.

I’ve got a new truck and I’m ready to take on the country.

Ladies, if your boyfriend doesn’t like old trucks then you have a girlfriend.

I’m on the road to success with my truck.

Ready to get dirty? #trucklife

Of course, I’m the guy driving the big red truck.

Just got my truck washed and ready for the weekend.

I only drive the big trucks.

What do you call a truck at the top of a hill? A miracle.

It’s a huge turn-on when a guy drives a nice truck.

Sometimes you’ve gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.

This is a truck. This is how it moves.

My truck is my home on the road.

You see weird things driving… I’ve never understood log trucks. Sometimes you’ll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass each other on the highway… I don’t understand that. I mean, if they need logs over there… and they need ’em over there, you’d think a phone call would save ’em a whole lot of trouble.

This is one of those days where you’re just thankful for your truck.

I’m a truck. I love to haul things around.

You ain’t going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck.

I’m ready to get this #trucklife started!

I’ll admit it, I have a thing for trucks.

Truck life is the best life.

Have a rest because your truck knows everything.

I’m a truck driver and I like to truck around.

I love my truck. It’s my baby and I treat it like a princess.

Proud to be a truck driver.

This is how you get your truck dirty.

I am a trucker. Pray for my safety, as long as I am alive so are you.

Truck driver – the man, the myth, the legend.

Not for the weak, cause this ain’t no 9 to 5.

There are no shortcuts to mastering my craft, it takes years of blood sweat and tears before you earn the right to be called a trucker.

Never underestimate the power of a truck driver.

Truck blood runs through my veins.

God made the strongest and named them trucks.

I just dropped my load.

To the world my husband is just a trucker, but to me that trucker is my world.

You can’t scare me, I’m a truck driver.

I am a trucker. That means I live in a crazy fantasy world with unrealistic expectations. Thank you for understanding a trucker.

Real men drive a big tank truck.

Truckers don’t go gray, we turn chrome.

I’m not crazy because I’m a male trucker, I’m crazy because I love being one!

4 wheels move the people, 2 wheels move the soul, 18 wheels move the world.

My heart belongs to a truck driver.

All men are born equal, but only the best becomes trucker.

EAT
SLEEP
DRIVE
REPEAT.

I’m a trucker. I’m allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.

Some people call me a truck driver, the most important call me dad.

I don’t always fill out a logbook, but when I do it’s probably made up.

I’m a trucker. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.

I am a truck driver dad. Like a normal dad but way cooler.

Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder they have ever made a difference in the world, but the trucker doesn’t have that problem.

The trucker creed, sacrifice for family, love for country.

Race the rain, ride the wind, change the sunset. Only a truck driver can understand.

I still play with trucks.

Mess with me, I fight back. Mess with my truck and they’ll never find your body.

Nobody knows trucks like truck drivers.

Truck drivers do it in big trucks.

Truck drivers, we get it done!

We drive from dusk till dawn.

Where the ride is a journey.

The road is our highway.

We keep America moving.

Drive with your heart.

The road is our home.

One mile at a time.

We deliver big.

I’m an American and I love my truck.

Silly boys. Trucks are for the girls.

This truck’s got more rust than an old shipwreck.

The higher the truck, the closer to God.

Real women drive big trucks.

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a truck and that’s pretty close.

Truck driving means the stress of never knowing where you will be and what you will be doing the following day.

Now if there’s one thing truck drivers know how to do, it’s sitting around telling stories.

My favorite thing about being a dump truck driver is knowing where all the potholes are on Main Street.

Driving is like an addiction; once you start, it’s hard to stop.

When I’m feeling down about myself, all I have to do is hop in my cab and drive my big rig with confidence again!

A truck is like a woman, it’s not the prettiest thing on earth but you sure do love her.

It takes more than one man to make a truck go… It takes two men and an 18-wheeler driver.

Truck’ is short for ‘teamwork.

A truck driver knows the value of patience.

You can’t drive your car where there ain’t no roads, but you can drive your truck just about anywhere!

I am not in this business for my health.

The best thing about being out here is meeting other drivers who are traveling the same roads as me every day.

If you’re going to be a dump truck driver, it’s important that you know the weight and height of your vehicle.

The only thing better than driving a dump truck is being driven in one.

You can take all your degrees and put them in your back pocket while I’ll be the guy driving this piece of machinery!

You can’t be afraid of death if you’re going to drive a truck.

In my opinion, people who drive dump trucks are the most interesting people on earth.

A truck is like an old friend that you can always depend on.

Do you know what they say about big trucks?

You know it’s going to be a good day when you get up and see two big rigs in front of the house!

I’m a truck, I don’t care.

I’m not just a truck, I’m your truck.

Truck’ spelled backward is ‘truck.

I’m a truck and I don’t care what you think about me.

We don’t have to be fancy to get the job done.

The best thing about trucks is being able to say ‘It’ll fit’.

You know what the difference between a man and an 18-wheeler is?
The driver of an 18-wheeler knows he has his job ahead of him!

I’m not a trucker, I just drive one.

Trucks are like women – they’re all beautiful in their own way.

The only thing that is more expensive than a truck, is two trucks.

The best way to show your respect for the trucks and their drivers is to stay out of their way.

We’re going to need a bigger truck.

I don’t need therapy, I just need to buy more trucks.

It’s not my fault I’m in love with trucks.

If you don’t like my driving, get out of the way!

Trucking on.

I’m driving this truck because I can’t afford a car.

My truck is so old it still has cassette tapes.

A trucker’s life ain’t for everyone.

My life is pretty simple – just me and the open road ahead of me.

Life’s too short to sit in traffic every day.

Nothin’ but love for this trucker!

The truck is a reflection of our lifestyle.

The only thing that’s better than a truck is two trucks.

It takes courage to drive a big rig.

Please do not feed the truck.

Ain’t no fun if there ain’t no trucks.

You can never have too many tires or too much horsepower.

The best things come in big packages.

She’s got a heart of steel and an engine that never quits.

When you’re driving in the fast lane, but it feels like the slow lane.

Just keep on truckin’.

Truckin’ on down the road feelin’ good, I’m goin’ my way!

I am a truck driver. I am no different from you. The only difference you and I have is you go home to your family everynight while I am delivering the goods your family and mine need and want! So stop treating us truck drivers like criminals! Our job is tough enough without your added, unnecessary rudeness!

The best part of being on the road is meeting new people and seeing new places.

American by birth. Trucker by choice.

They say good-bye to their family, to supply the needs for yours!! Show some Respect and Thank a Truck Driver!!

Prayer for a Driver

Down all the highways that you travel, Blacktop, stone and even gravel.
On every journey through and through
May God’s angels Ride with you.

Don’t mess with me or my truck.

I love my job because I get paid to drive!

If you’re going to be a truck driver, do it right.

Counting the miles until my trucker is home.

I’m a trucker, but I don’t eat trucks.

Cause sometimes you gotta carry more than just your weight.

So, you think that I just drive a truck?
13 gears
18 wheels
40 tons
65 feet long
500 horsepower
1800 LBS of torque
DO THE MATH!

Trucker’s Prayer

Lord please help me to be safe as I travel each mile. Let your presence guide me and bring me a smile.
Take care of my family while I am away. Let them know I miss them each and every day.
Steer me clear of danger as I cross the country alone. I put my hands in yours Lord.
Keep me safe, get me home.

Ain’t nobody messing with this truck but me.

The only thing tougher than a Trucker is a Trucker’s Wife.

Keep back 500 feet. We do not pay for broken windshields.

The best way to get around.

FREIGHT haulin’
EIGHTEEN WHEELIN’
BIG RIG DRIVIN’
MAP READIN’
LOG BOOK keepin’
WEIGH STATION stoppin’
ON-TIME DELIVERIN’
CB RADIO USIN’
GEAR SHIFTIN’
TRUCK STOP visitin’
ALWAYS DELIVERS THE GOODS
TRUCKER.

It’s a trucks thing. You wouldn’t understand.

The ultimate road trip experience.

Truck drivers, driven to deliver.

Can’t drive all night.

We’re always on the road.

We haul anything anywhere.

The truck driver experience.

We drive to serve you.

Big trucks, big fun.

While others drive, we drive big trucks.

Get a good truck and drive away.

We cruise the roads.

America’s truckers.

Move with style.

Truck driver — life on the road.

I love truck driving.

You know you’re cool when your truck is cool.

Drive because you love to.

The big truck driver in you.

Drivers wanted.

Yay for trucks, I like ’em, I love ’em !

The ultimate truck driving experience.

America’s favorite truck driver.

Truck drivers have the best job.

We love truck driving.

The right truck for every load!

He’s driving a truck!

Drive fast, get paid.

We drive trucks.

I’m a truck driver with big road experience.

Truck drivers come back when it’s cold.

Truck drivers do it in a big way.

We move the world.

We’re the road you take.

Truck drivers come together.

We haul anything.

Get Trucking.

America’s truck driver.

That’s my little truck.

We drive the world.

Truck drivers drive America.

We don’t just drive trucks.

Truck driver – take a ride with us.

Things to love when you’re behind the wheel.

They’re on the road.

I may be biased but, I think this truck is pretty dope.

Give me more than just your truck.

Where truck drivers come home.

I am a member of the truck drivers club.

Trucks for the road.

We love our trucks just as much as you do.

We drive the roads. We love the roads.

Take the wheel!

These roads were made for driving.

Truck drivers with love in their wheels.

All types of trucks.

Truck drivers come back when it’s dark.

The truck driver network.

Trucking the USA one state at a time!

Wheels are our strength.

Look at those wheels!

Product for drivers with a soul.

It’s a truck driver kind of life.

Truck drivers are the first line of defense.

Truck driver will make you drive.

Truck drivers come back every day.

Truck drivers come back when it’s light.

More truck than usual!

The ultimate travel lover’s truck.

Truck, truck, truck!

Off the road and into gear.

Truck driving is life.

Truck drivers in love.

America is two Mack trucks colliding on a superhighway because all the drivers are on amphetamines.

It’s not as if I don’t know how to handle the truck now. A license is just a piece of paper.

We are the first to arrive and the last to leave.

You can give your truck a set of classy wheels.

Truck drivers for life!

It’s time to get back on the road.

Do what you love in what you drive.

I love trucking.

We’re on the road, are you?

We’re on the move.

Haul the load.

Haul it!

He’s got a huge long tail.

We ship your freight.

I’m a truck driver!

Feel the road beneath you.

We like to ride.

We love to drive.

We drive the big trucks.

Truck drivers are people too.

The best truck driver in the world.

He beeps the horn and waves.

Where trucking meets the road.

The truck driver with the ultimate truck.

Who else is in love with these trucks?

Love trucks? You’ll love us!

We drive the road for you.

Because truck drivers matter.

We drive the highways.

My dad was a cross-country truck driver.

The truck is a hunk of wood.

Get big trucking jobs.

My truck is such a pretty green! Also, it drives without a trailer.

American Truckload Shipping.

The truck I’m selling is the standout star of the show.

Drive for a living.

I live way out in the country, in truck-country.

Haul your passion.

Don’t be a pilot, be a driver.

Stories from the road.

A lifestyle that never stops.

Buck up or stay in the truck.

Trucking across America.

Tuck love into your truck.

The important thing is not the miles you’ve driven, but what you’ve driven into your head with those miles.

You drive our trucks.

This truck looks big and the people look small.

Truck driver the way it should be.

We go the distance.

Truck drivers cover long distances.

Trucking since 1954.

We’re your first stop for trucking fun!

Truck drivers spend a lot of time alone.

I don’t know why they call this a truck, it doesn’t go anywhere.

Truck drivers come back when it’s warm.

Truck driving is a way of life.

Mr. Bentley – He builds fast trucks.

Big trucks with big personalities.

Freedom on wheels.

Truck driver, he’s a man, a truck driver, he’s the one!

Real people, real stories, real trucks.

We drive. You relax.

That’s a heavy load.

Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.

Be with a man with an old truck because if he has the patience to keep it running, he has the patience to deal with your shit.

Give a man a truck and he’s happy for a day. Give a man a girl and he’s happy for a night. Give a man a girl that loves trucks and he’s happy for the rest of his life.

I don’t think there’s any real motivation for somebody to be a truck driver. Mine was simple; dad was a truck driver, I wanted to own one.

My dad was a truck driver. We all used to ride along with him. And the way he’d keep awake was to sing while he was going down the road. So we all joined in.

You can learn a lot about a person by looking at his/her truck.

There is more credit and satisfaction in being a first-rate truck driver than a tenth-rate executive.

Truck drivers are usually quite unsophisticated in their language and manners.