44 Stupid Quotes Which Show That Common Sense Is Not Common

Stupid

You have probably heard that you should never argue with stupid people. Why? Because they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

So if you ever find yourself in argument with someone who doesn't seem to have any considerable amount of intelligence, just let it go. Any argument is never worth your sanity.

You can never reason with someone who doesn't want to see reason because they will still think you are right. When we talk of stupid people, many people think of the illiterate, those who never went to school or those living in abject poverty.

However, you will be surprised by how many stupid people are walking around in suits, driving expensive cars, and looking so attractive that you turn around to have a better look. Sometimes you never know someone's intelligence level until they open their mouth to say something.

Looks can be deceiving and that's how many people get duped in life. They value people by their outward appearances and not whether they are smart enough.

They get into relationships with people they cannot hold meaningful conversations with. They make friends with people who can never see reason even if their lives depended on it.

Going to school doesn't get rid of stupidity. Some people will have degrees but still lack common sense. Life skills are very vital in life. If you lack basic life skills, then no amount of beauty, money, or power can save you.

You should at least be able to communicate with others, try to see other people's perspectives, know how to deal with uncomfortable situations, and be able to walk away when things get out of hand.

Being stupid is mostly a choice and many people are proud of it. These stupid quotes are quite relatable and entertaining.

Stupid Quotes

Most of the world was mad. And the part that wasn’t mad was angry. And the part that wasn’t mad or angry was just stupid.

Most of the world was mad. And the part that wasn’t mad was angry. And the part that wasn’t mad or angry was just stupid.

but the man with the whip was a part of the whole no matter how seemingly useless and stupid and once great thoughts often with time become useless and stupid. but Schopenhauer's rage was so beautiful so well placed that I laughed out loud then put him down next to Nietzsche who was also all too human.

but the man with the whip was a part of the
whole
no matter how seemingly useless and
stupid
and once great thoughts
often with time
become useless and
stupid.

but Schopenhauer’s rage was so
beautiful
so well placed that I laughed
out loud
then
put him down
next to Nietzsche
who was also
all too
human.

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A stupid man stays awake all night pondering his problems; he’s worn out when morning comes and whatever was, still is.

A stupid man stays awake all night pondering his problems; he’s worn out when morning comes and whatever was, still is.

Shigure Sohma: So anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is if it isn't a problem. Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening. Shigure Sohma: Hmmm... What's this Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over! Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru? I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you! Hatori Sohma: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.

Shigure Sohma: So anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru’s cut. That is if it isn’t a problem.
Hatori Sohma: No problem. I’ll stop by the house this evening.
Shigure Sohma: Hmmm… What’s this Hatori? I don’t think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over! Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru? I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!
Hatori Sohma: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.

Yuki Sohma: In any event, if we go back to Sohma House tonight we'll have to stay until the third, won't we? So for three days we'd be leaving Miss Honda here all alone. Stupid cat, did you just realize that? Kyo Sohma: Don't call me stupid! Yuki Sohma: Then don't ACT stupid, stupid.

Yuki Sohma: In any event, if we go back to Sohma House tonight we’ll have to stay until the third, won’t we? So for three

What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s a character in a horror film.

What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s a character in a

I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.

I have long known that it is part of God’s plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.

I tweet early in the morning when I wake up or late at night just to let you know that I have a show or what's on my mind, and that's it. I hate Snapchat and all of that. It's making kids so stupid.

I tweet early in the morning when I wake up or late at night just to let you know that I have a show or what’s on my mind, and that’s it. I hate Snapchat and all of that. It’s making kids so stupid.

Goddamn it! God, how did this happen? How could she be so stupid! She just never thought anything through. So goddamned impulsive. Christ. It is not okay. I can’t believe she was so stupid!

Goddamn it! God, how did this happen? How could she be so stupid! She just never thought anything through. So goddamned impulsive. Christ. It is not okay. I can’t believe she was so stupid!

I wondered: If someone punches me in the face, I'm supposed to insist that I ran into a door? It seemed a little stupid. How do you deal with bullies and assholes if you can't get them in trouble?

I wondered: If someone punches me in the face, I’m supposed to insist that I ran into a door? It seemed a little stupid. How do you deal with bullies and assholes if you can’t get them in trouble?

We all have negative days, but that doesn’t mean we are pessimistic. We all do stupid things, but that doesn’t mean we are stupid. It’s important to be able to distinguish between what happens to us and who we are, and look forward with hope for new and better days ahead!

We all have negative days, but that doesn’t mean we are pessimistic. We all do stupid things, but that doesn’t mean we are stupid. It’s important to be able to distinguish between what happens to us and who we are, and look forward with hope for new and better days ahead!

Shigure Sohma: Did you know that jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without having brains? Hatori Sohma: A ray of hope for you then.

Shigure Sohma: Did you know that jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without having brains?
Hatori Sohma: A ray of hope for you then.

So, what are you saying? You mean if your wife wasn’t controlling you, you wouldn’t be a villain? You mean you’ve never thought it’s just because you’re incompetent? And what’s that supposed to mean anyway?

So, what are you saying? You mean if your wife wasn’t controlling you, you wouldn’t be a villain? You mean you’ve never thought it’s just because you’re incompetent? And what’s that supposed to mean anyway?

INSOMNIA... Always undress in the dark. When you have broken three chairs, upset the centre table and stepped on six assorted tacks, you will realize what a stupid habit sleeping is anyway, and your senses will have become so acute that you will want to sit up and read the Family Story Paper during that portion of the night which has not been devoted to swearing.

INSOMNIA… Always undress in the dark. When you have broken three chairs, upset the centre table and stepped on six assorted tacks, you will realize what a stupid habit sleeping is anyway, and your senses will have become so acute that you will want to sit up and read the Family Story Paper during that portion of the night which has not been devoted to swearing.

I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves.

I don’t smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don’t understand why people do that to themselves.

Kevin Copeland: Forget him, Marcus. We can do this ourselves. Look, all we gotta do is--is--is... Marcus Copeland: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. "We?" Kevin, this ain't about "we." It's never been. It's about you. You come up with some stupid idea and I'm dumb enough to go along with it. And look where it's gotten me, Kevin. I just lost my wife and my job because of you. So don't tell me about "we" no more, all right?

Kevin Copeland: Forget him, Marcus. We can do this ourselves. Look, all we gotta do is–is–is…
Marcus Copeland: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. “We?” Kevin, this ain’t about “we.” It’s never been. It’s about you. You come up with some stupid idea and I’m dumb enough to go along with it. And look where it’s gotten me, Kevin. I just lost my wife and my job because of you. So don’t tell me about “we” no more, all right?

Heather Vandergeld: Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills. Megan Vandergeld: It's the Beverly Ho-Billies. Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me? Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh, no, you didn't? Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I'm sorry, but um... we just saw your new video. Yeah, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office. A klept-ho-maniac! Megan Vandergeld: Your mother shops at Saks. Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] What? Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh, my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, OK? Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!" Heather Vandergeld: Well, yeah? Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get, like, liposuction or something! Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this. Heather Vandergeld: Your mother is so, like... She's so... Megan, you go! Megan Vandergeld: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right? Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!"

Heather Vandergeld: Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.
Megan Vandergeld: It’s the Beverly Ho-Billies.
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me?
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh, no, you didn’t?
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I’m sorry, but um… we just saw your new video. Yeah, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office. A klept-ho-maniac!
Megan Vandergeld: Your mother shops at Saks.
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] What?
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh, my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It’s mother time, OK? Your mother’s so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! “Something’s wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie’s doing a beatbox!”
Heather Vandergeld: Well, yeah? Your mother’s so stupid she exercises when she could just get, like, liposuction or something!
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this.
Heather Vandergeld: Your mother is so, like… She’s so… Megan, you go!
Megan Vandergeld: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney’s Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a ‘ni-coise’ salad. ‘Ni-coise’ salad, right?
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother’s ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King’s about to pop out and say, “Only in America!”

Del: I had no idea those beer cans were going to blow like that. Neal: You left them on a vibrating bed, what did you think was gonna happen? Del: It's been a long day. It just - it just didn't occur to me. Neal: It didn't occur to you; so, I have to sleep in a puddle of beer!

Del: I had no idea those beer cans were going to blow like that.
Neal: You left them on a vibrating bed, what did you think was gonna happen?
Del: It’s been a long day. It just – it just didn’t occur to me.
Neal: It didn’t occur to you; so, I have to sleep in a puddle of beer!

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