Immediately you wake up this morning, don’t forget to thank God for the precious gift of life and ask him for the bounties of today, the Lord is always a good Lord.

If he gives you any shit, cite him for obstruction on the spot.

Listen to me now! When you get here, I will pull out all your clothes and touch everywhere.

When I saw you, it was love at first sight, at second sight, and at every sight.

I’ve been yours since the second we met.

Made you all wet, though… I just want to nail you against the wall as soon as you come home!

To change ones life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly.

The two of them didn’t say anything, but I could tell right away that they were together. Even though I knew, just like that, what a fool I was. Why did I have to have feelings for him? Love at first sight sounds romantic, but it was just a case of coveting my best friend’s boyfriend.

Your new life will spring up as soon as the new you begins to show up.

I’m not an insomniac. It’s just that my mind is in the best position to catch the weight of all hovering possibilities the moment I lie down.

Zip! Back to the mansion. Zip! to Market Square. Zip! and there was the castle yet again. She was getting the hang of it. Zip! Here was Upper Folding—but how did you stop? Zip! “Oh, confound it!” Sophie cried, almost in Marsh Folding again.

Even if it’s day 1 after getting a haircut barbers think that you need a new haircut.