And I thought my jokes were bad.

I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!

Costume’s a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk?

Humble yourselves, therefore, under the mighty hand of God so that at the proper time he may exalt you, casting all your anxieties on him, because he cares for you.

The pedigree of honey does not concern the bee; A clover, any time, to him is aristocracy.

Why joys so scantily disburse,
Why Paradise defer,
Why floods are served to us in bowls, –
I speculate no more.

A great man is not a man so strong that he feels less than other men; he is a man so strong that he feels

Sometimes we need to remind ourselves that thankfulness is indeed a virtue.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

Should you find a wise critic to point out your faults, follow him as you would a guide to hidden treasure.

I think it’s important to stay grounded and not let success go to your head.

I don’t really think much of any songs I put out like I know… I think they’re good, that’s why I’m putting them out. But like I don’t ever try to expect anything, so even with ‘Caroline’ or ‘Red Mercedes,’ I just put them out and hope for the best and people kind of gravitate towards them and I guess that’s pretty cool and that’s a blessing.

If my people who are called by my name humble themselves, and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land.

It’s humbling to start fresh. It takes a lot of courage. But it can be reinvigorating. You just have to put your ego on a

Remember life is precious and pride is worth nothing.

Every providence is God’s will; whatever happens, meet God in it in humble worship. Every precept is God’s will; meet God in it with loving obedience. Every promise is God’s will; meet God in it with full trust. A life in the will of God is rest and strength and blessing. [. . .]

The will of God must first live in us, if it is to be done by us.

I feel a complete protection on my pilgrimage. God is my shield. There are no accidents in the Divine Plan nor does God leave us

Samantha Hobbs: Dominic Toretto, right? My dad said he kicked your ass once.
Hobbs: Young lady, watch your mouth.
Dom: Your dad’s on heavy pain meds. I can understand if his history is a little hazy.

Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized.

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.

Who was Col. Sussex? Just some guy who had to shit like the rest of us.

What? My – my mom and dad weren’t famous, were they?

His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even… knowledge, was foolproof.

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.

If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

Tohru Honda: Excuse me. Are you… Akito?
Akito Sohma: Yes, I am… Miss Tohru Honda.
Tohru Honda: Uh, pleased to meet you.
Akito Sohma: You’re very polite. I’m

Thank you. That’s very kind of you to say.

Be grateful for the hardships you face. You become wiser and humbler as a result. Please don’t succumb to their pressure. Don’t let yourself be molded by others.

If we are out of step with the priorities of real life and feel lost in the anarchy of our feelings, we must assert our humbleness and assume we need the shine of a guiding lighthouse in our emotional odyssey.

Tej: You’re a millionaire and still asking for money?
Roman Pearce: That’s how you stay a millionaire.

But if the Bible and human history have taught us anything, it’s that God has a habit of achieving great things through small, humble and outwardly unimpressive means.

When a blind man says, ‘God is good,’ this should be an eye-opener to those who can see.

he had outwitted me:
praise was the only thing I couldn’t
handle.

The wind cannot overturn a mountain. Temptation cannot touch the man Who is awake, strong, and humble, Who masters himself and minds the law.

I’m so rude.

‘If you have trouble with anything…’

I don’t deserve to have anyone say that to me!

‘When you need help, ask for help!’

If I asked for help, I would just be…spoiled. Because I haven’t done anything yet. I haven’t done a single thing. By myself… or starting with myself…I’ve always just gone with the flow.

A person trying to take control of their own life without God, is like a 7-year-old behind the wheel of a muscle car.

It should be easy for a man who’s strong to say he’s sorry or admit when he’s wrong.

I’m sorry…for being such a coward.

Sometimes I wish things were different. But then I realize, this is how God wants it. He has it under control. Who am I to tell God what to do?

Sleep is a daily reminder from God that we are not God. Once a day God sends us to bed like patients with a sickness. The sickness is a chronic tendency to think we are in control and that our work is indispensable. To cure us of this disease God turns us into helpless sacks of sand once a day.

I am not ashamed of my past; I am not ashamed of my humble beginnings.

Good Morning! A kind gesture earns you happiness that lasts a long time. So, friend, I hope you can be kind and humble towards everyone today!

Humble new beginnings do exist, but to begin, you must be humble. Nothing ever stays the same.

It takes strong men and women to love … people strong enough inside themselves to love … without humiliation.

It’s elevating and humbling at the same time. Running along a beach at sunrise with no other footprints in the sand, you realize the vastness of creation, your own insignificant space in the plan, how tiny you really are, your own creatureliness and how much you owe to the supreme body, the God that brought all this beauty and harmony into being.

Do not despise humble beginnings. The Son of God began His life in a humble manger.

I am humble but if you cross me I am heartless.

Be humble. Be teachable. The world is bigger than your view of the world. There’s always room for a new idea, a new step… a new beginning.

When you come up in the slums, having nothin’ make you humble.

‘Thank you’ is the best prayer that anyone could say. I say that one a lot. Thank you expresses extreme gratitude, humility, understanding.

Reminds me of why I’m here in the first place. A quest is nothin’ if you got no one to brag about it to, will never reach the end if you’re only doing it for yourself. Me, I’m doing it for a girl I had to leave behind just to get this far. Now I gotta go a little further to get back to her. All I can do is hope that one day she’ll understand, and when that day comes, it’s not too late.

Real dudes move in silence… like a mute drivin a new hybrid.

The good and wise lead quiet lives.

Stay humble, moving in silence is sometimes best.

Plot quietly and humbly. Manifest fruitfully and abundantly.

On the road to your target, move cleverly and silently; when you reached your target, be humble and silent.

It’s very important in life to know when to shut up. You should not be afraid of silence.

Successful and ambitious people move quietly. The talkers are the ones holding them back.

Silence is more eloquent than words.