You are that one person I just want to do everything nasty to.

Stop being so nice in bed. Tell me what to do. Talk dirty. Play rough.

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.

I want you to have the naughtiest thoughts about me all day.

If we kissing and I smile in between, we about to sin.

Tie me up and play with me, Sir. Pretty please?

Pelt you wet kisses on my back, bite my thighs, lick my neck, hold me with all the face you got and get me wanting you more.

I’ve always been a modest girl, but when I see you, I want to do bad things with you.

I had a dream last night about you and me moaning and sweating with naughty pleasure. Just wanted to ask if you could stay in my bedroom tonight to make my dream come true!

Good morning gorgeous. I had some pretty naughty dreams about you last night.

You’re always in my mind and my lovely, dirty, wonderful thoughts.

My mind is a dirty thing. And I love having you in it.

You look so HOT when I feed your mind with dirty thoughts.

I love seeing that feisty and naughty side of you in bed.

I want to be naughty with you for the rest of my life.

I have a naughty surprise for you later.

Yes, I have a dirty mind and right now you’re running through it… Naked.

I want to grow naughty with you for eternity.

I will be your naughty babe if you are my naughty man!

I will make sure I driver harder and get you shaking all over. I’m that bad!

Slap me sexily. I ain’t to stop being naughty!

Tell me dirty things, I am your dirty thing.

Kiss my neck, bite me, pull my hair, trace my spine, and hold me down.

You are an ideal woman! You are a cold queen in public and in private, you become my little naughty girl.

I promise to keep things romantic and touching in our relationship. And I can guarantee that I will do crazy things with you and be as naughty as I can.

Me and you in my bed and freaky stuff.

I am crazy about you! You are in my heart, soul, and inappropriate thoughts.

Next time when I see you, I want you to make me as dirty as you can.

I want to do bad things with you.

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.

I may have a bad mouth but I can do great things with it.

I imagined a scrawny eight years old Alaska with dirty fingers, looking down at her mother convulsing. So, she sat down with her dead-or-maybe-not-dead mother, who I imagine was not breathing by then but wasn’t yet cold either. And in the time between dying and death, a little Alaska sat with her mother in silence.

Maria Beltran: You never let me in the tunnels.
Rambo: If you really wanna go in, I’ll take you on a guided tour.
Maria Beltran: No, thank you. Too dirty.
Rambo: It is that.

Chopin’s bones are dead and they are shooting from the housetops and I sit in a dirty noisy kitchen in hell writing to Henry Miller.

Ready to get dirty? #trucklife

This is how you get your truck dirty.

If you are clean, you don’t have enough fun.

It was the middle of the night, and Bingo couldn’t sleep. The ground was hard, but he was used to that. . . .His blanket was dirty and smelled disgusting, but he was used to that too. A tune kept going through his head, and he couldn’t get it out of his mind. It was the Wendels’ victory song.

My nasty depends on your nasty, if you show me your nasty we gone be nasty together. If you corny with it Ima just wait I can’t bring my nasty out first.

A little dirt, never hurt.

Gross! You’re crop-dusting my whole entire bedroom with your pubes right now. Don’t be sorry, dude. Just cover up that marble sack.