I broke that birdbath for you ‘cause I knew you hated it, ‘cause we’re the same. I hate that f**king thing too. A stork, wrapped around a tree branch, that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen before. You know that’s how the plague started, back in the day. It was from a little disgusting birdbath in someone’s backyard that rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of aids.
I need you to score me some juice.
Why give 100% when 35% will get you paid and laid.
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s losing. If there are two things I hate, then it’s losing and getting cancer.
I need to remember that I’m a winner, man. I need to remember that I am better than everyone else.
Enjoy new things for the very first time in your lives.
I’m sober and ready to destroy the competitions.
Well, that might be alright for you, but I was born to fly, dog. Michael Jordan—Air Jordan’s Air Max’s—number 24.
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