Toby, what do you want from me? I've been super cool to you. I've given you a bowl of Chex Mix and some water. Why are you making curses upon me? If I give you a toy, will that erase the curse? Will you stop f**king up my life, Toby?
Well, that might be alright for you, but I was born to fly, dog. Michael Jordan—Air Jordan’s Air Max’s—number 24.
I need you to score me some juice.
Why give 100% when 35% will get you paid and laid.
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s losing. If there are two things I hate, then it’s losing and getting cancer.
I need to remember that I’m a winner, man. I need to remember that I am better than everyone else.
Enjoy new things for the very first time in your lives.
I’m sober and ready to destroy the competitions.
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