Before I go, I don’t want to leave you empty handed, I’m going to be signing a personalized headshot for each and every one of you. The only thing I would ask is that you would have your name prepared, because I don’t want to have to ask the same question thirty f**king times.
I need you to score me some juice.
Why give 100% when 35% will get you paid and laid.
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s losing. If there are two things I hate, then it’s losing and getting cancer.
I need to remember that I’m a winner, man. I need to remember that I am better than everyone else.
Enjoy new things for the very first time in your lives.
I’m sober and ready to destroy the competitions.
Well, that might be alright for you, but I was born to fly, dog. Michael Jordan—Air Jordan’s Air Max’s—number 24.
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