Once upon a time, I believed in destiny, but now I say, F that B. Everything I have in this life, I earned myself. There’s no cosmic luck deciding shit for us. My wealth, my fame, my World Series pennant—I earned myself. The one thing I didn’t earn myself was when I caught crabs. I think I got those from sleeping at a Red Roof Inn.
I need to remember that I’m a winner, man. I need to remember that I am better than everyone else.
I need you to score me some juice.
Why give 100% when 35% will get you paid and laid.
I’m sober and ready to destroy the competitions.
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s losing. If there are two things I hate, then it’s losing and getting cancer.
Well, that might be alright for you, but I was born to fly, dog. Michael Jordan—Air Jordan’s Air Max’s—number 24.
Enjoy new things for the very first time in your lives.
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