Why give 100% when 35% will get you paid and laid.

It’s good when you follow your dreams, it’s better when you drive your dreams.

You only live once, so enjoy the ride.

And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.

Don’t study me, you won’t graduate.

Don’t go and talk about each other. Come and talk to each other.

A rainbow would not be without first the rain.

A barber does not shave himself.

Then there you are, then. The day Howl forgets to do that will be the day I believe he’s really in love, and not before.

Hope gives the heart wings; the soul, an anchor.

If life gives you lemons, don’t settle for simply making lemonade – make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.

I want to be that freaky fantasy that is always on your mind.

I can’t look at you without wanting to kiss you.

You’re messing with the wrong guy!

Hey. If you’re looking for trouble, you’ve come to the right place buddy.

Take good care of him. Oh, and teach him how to say “Yo quiero Taco Bell”. ‘Kay?