Over the course of my career, I played on many different teams. Some, I liked. Some, I really f**king hated. I'm not mentioning any names, but let's just say Seattle can tongue-kiss my shit hole. The best way to get a new team on your side is to trash the last team you played for. Talk shit about how their fans suck and their women have pancake titties. If that doesn't work, then just like prison, you pick the biggest, baddest dude on the team and you kick him in his f**king teeth.

― Kenny Powers Tweet