This cracker-ass, honky motherf*cker, from this day forward, is now the face of you guys. I’ve chosen to battle on your behalf in the celebrity charity dragon boat race. There’s gonna be other causes that, frankly, are way more interesting than you guys. Things like Lyme’s Disease, cleft palettes in war torn countries, and rain forests.
Well, that might be alright for you, but I was born to fly, dog. Michael Jordan—Air Jordan’s Air Max’s—number 24.
Enjoy new things for the very first time in your lives.
I need to remember that I’m a winner, man. I need to remember that I am better than everyone else.
I need you to score me some juice.
Why give 100% when 35% will get you paid and laid.
I’m sober and ready to destroy the competitions.
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s losing. If there are two things I hate, then it’s losing and getting cancer.
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